Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Ightrril]

Sir Yosh: "Who would hate GoIO so much to DDoS them?"
Sir Yosh: "Did Geo lvl up his engi and got pissed or what? "

[ShadedExalt]

YES

Sir Yosh: "Who would hate GoIO so much to DDoS them?"
Sir Yosh: "Did Geo lvl up his engi and got pissed or what? "

YES

I MUSE FIND SIR YOSH AND SALUTE HIM

[Kamoba]

Sir Yosh: "Who would hate GoIO so much to DDoS them?"
Sir Yosh: "Did Geo lvl up his engi and got pissed or what? "

Lol.
Maybe a glitch put Geo into a match as an engineer, he didn't realise, shot stuff until end of match, levelled up l, Muse didn't agree to reset his engineer, boom?

[Schwalbe]

For the first time somebody fell for my nickname joke.

Sch: Rowho! Speaking of Monthy Python. Do you know what does my nickname mean in german?
Rowho: Eeeeeeee, I don't kno-oh wait, it's "swallow".
Sch: WHAT DO YOU MEAN; AN AFRICAN OR EUROPEAN SWALLOW?!


Somebody in lobby: Ni
Somebody in lobby: Ni
Somebody in lobby: Ni
Somebody in lobby: Ni
Somebody in lobby: Ni
Somebody in lobby: Ni
Other person in lobby: Who the hell say "Ni"?
Sch: KNIIIIGHTS WHOOO SAAAAAY... NI!


Some new players in lobby: "READY UP" "START ALREADY" "BLA BLA BLA"
Rowho: First of all - that is considered rude.
Rowho: The captain will ready up his ship when he is READY.
Rowho: There's aboslutely no reason for rushing, because the only thing you'll achieve
Rowho: Is dying quickly.
[after the match which lasted ~5 minutes]
Sch: Sooooo. Did somebody say "ready up"?

[Aayra]

Extirminator: After more than 5000 matches I can tell you how many buckshots are in the carronade. Heavy carro has 20, light has 16. Minoutaur has 5. I can tell you that vertical drag coefficient of a mobula is 0.025921052768005.
But I can´t fucking  remember what is port and starboard, I am not even kidding.

[ShadedExalt]

Green oil in the starboard lamp, and red in the port side lamp.

Long colour for long named side, small colour for short named side

[Richard LeMoon]

Always hold the Port wine bottle in you left hand, so that you may pour it in the sparkling (starry) glass in your right.

Also 'port' and 'left' have 4 letters.

[David Dire]

Also 'port' and 'left' have 4 letters.

[Hoja Lateralus]

Always hold the Port wine bottle in you left hand, so that you may pour it in the sparkling (starry) glass in your right.

Also 'port' and 'left' have 4 letters.

Me likes.

Back on topic:

[See that ally ship has 2 gunners]
-Guys, you don't really need 2 gunners
[Another gunner joins them]
-Or 3...

[Koali]

At that point I'd just say [airhorn] it, everyone go Gunner!

[Sarabelle Marlowe]

*after hitting an enemy with a mine*
Alistair: Ha! Carro my engines, my gunner will shoot you a tasty cookie.
Sarabelle: Cookies!
AGoodMan: They're exploding with flavor!

[DJ Logicalia]

-Mad Maverick-:Ok, I need you to go engineer

BlackArcbane (?): One exception, my right arm is broken

Maverick then tries to explain what the word "exception" means while the lobby falls into fits of laughter

[Dementio]

While talking about what our mission statement and where in Anglea our base of operation for the Aerodrome should be:
"We should raid our own base and call it Anglean Raiders" - JarmenKell

[Syconawt]

While talking about what our mission statement and where in Anglea our base of operation for the Aerodrome should be:
"We should raid our own base and call it Anglean Raiders" - JarmenKell

That would be so confusing for us, but hilarious all the same

[Aayra]

FredTheFifth: Daniel you are bad, get better
Dementio: Fred you are the reason we lost that match against SPQR in Hephaestus
Aayra: omg Daniel you are worse than a woman, bringing up all the old shit
Dementio: I would be a better wife than you!