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Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

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Lanliss:
I used to be useless at everything, until I met a captain named Valhallen. He taught how to play, and his primary tactic was ramming, so it was not forgiving to play engine on his ship. However, this also made winning very rewarding. He named his ship, a junker, My Junk. Not original, but still funny. My favorite quote is "I like ramming people with My Junk".

Schwalbe:
I remember Mr.Disaster doing the same exact thing, with the only difference his pyramidion was named Mike Rotch - so it was a bit more subtle and elegant.

Mod Josie:
"We do this like Mythbusters. We talk about science for the first two minutes and then we just blow stuff up."

 - Patched Wizard

DJ Logicalia:
Upon seeing Glider in a lobby:

Me: "OMG IT'S GILDER CAN YOU SIGN MY SQUID?"

No response

In match, Gilder's ship dies

Me: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT SIGNING MY SQUID YOU BASTARD"

Gilder: "stfu im trying to teach people"

Ahh, memories <3

Aayra:
random new player: pick a nice ship and make it strong



*2v1 situation, we are on the ground, no balloon, no hull, 2 people trying to keep the hull up, panic on the ship*
Extirminator (main engi): DON´T WORRY I AM GETTING A PHONE CALL!  *goes afk*



*shot the nose of the fish and it turned right into a building and bumped*
Extirminator: now kiss!



.......: can we do 16 minotaur match after this?
DJ Logicalia: did that, it was hell
DJ Logicalia: Like, imagine fun
DJ Logicalia: And then forget it



SoxRobot : LIVE THE DREAM
SoxRobot: THEN PILOT THE DREAM INTO THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN AND DIE



*after 2 clips of minotaur constantly making ship turn*
enemy in the chat:
.......:  is that a light breeze that is pushing us?

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