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Kamoba:

--- Quote from: Byron Cavendish on February 20, 2015, 03:51:46 pm ---Rethburn would know all bout spreading his love...

--- End quote ---

Just dropping this here because, lol.

Jawjee:
Carridin: Feminine Jawjee is normal Jawjee. Masculine Jawjee stomps noobs. He's mean sometimes.

RethBurn:
HardcoreCrush shows off new spire-build

Crush: Is this good enough?

Reth: Mine on 4 plz.

Crush: Fiiiine, if it'll shut you up.

Reth: Plz plz, Ily. Marry me?

FluffyHetsche: Aren't you already married to Phoenix?

Reth: I'm Mormon

Fluffy: Ah.

Mezhu:
A tale of the exemplary community member and CA mod Captain RethBurn

Me, in a very rare piloting occasion from a long while ago: I've been trying to get this one achievement for a while, I need not to die in this match so I'll just try to cap and avoid fights if possible
*A few minutes later, as match is about to end, Rethburn procceeds into ally-ramming my 10% hp squid onto a wall*
Me: Can you please stop?
*Rethburn persists, remaining silent- squid implodes shortly after*
Me: Why would you do that?
Rethburn: Because I didn't like you there
*Next part is against community standards so I'll refrain from posting it :p*

Another shiny example of excellent community management :)

ShadedExalt:
Me: Why did I decide to use a Spire with a pub crew...?

Ally Captain: Because you are an innately trusting individual?

Me: More like innately stupid...

Explanation: I decide to use a Hwachaspire, because why not?  Probably the easiest Spire build in existance.  Well, the engineers spent their time shooting the flare, and the gunner hopped onto the Hwacha and never left.  Worst of all, when we were close, he wouldn't fire.  When we were so far away we couldn't even hit them, he did.

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