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Schwalbe:
1: GERMAN INVASION IN THIS LOBBY! Could it been anything worse?
2: Russian invasion.
1: What the fuck is going on?!
Me: ANSCHLUSSZEIT

Replaceable:
Marauder Zwyrol: Inside someone's butt. Preferably not mine.
Marauder Zwyrol: Oh shit, wrong channel

GeoRmr:

ONLY THE GREAT ROAR OF A V8 TURBOCHARGED DIESEL ENGINE CAN SATISFY THE TANK

OH YEAH BROTHA THESE SMOG CLOUDS ARE RIPPING UP THE ENGINES LIKE MY FORD F350 RIPS UP THE OZONE LAYER

HEY WERE YOU FORCED TO RIDE IN A PRIUS AS A CHILD? HURRY IT UP.

GOTTA USE RANGE FINDERS TO SPOT THE ENEMY LIKE A GARMIN GPS SPOTS DISASTERS IN MY FORD F350S TURBOCHARGED DIESEL.
IT GUIDES BULLETS LIKE THE GPS GUIDES ME TO THE HOME DEPOT OH YEAH

THE TANK ONLY EVER GOES FORWARD ON THE ROAD




~ xX tHe-tAnK Xx


Kamoba:
The Tank is hilarious! Such Roleplay!

DJ Logicalia:
Pfft. Just go ahead and ask Tank who his favourite player is.

it's me \o\ \o/ /o/

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