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Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Bronzium:
--- Quote from: Indreams on January 19, 2015, 09:37:04 pm ---Talking about fresh players, (I decided to call them fresh players instead of swabbies, powder monkeys, novices, noobs, idiots, *******, and *&$%$@*$#$#@!s)
I was on a Crazy King with bunch of Fresh players, trying to explain how Crazy King works. Here are some golden, if not funny, ones.
Me: One spire and two pyres, peace of cake, bring flame on our junker.
*Fresh Cpt pairs flame with flak. One of our ally switches to squid*
Me: Flame pairs terribly with flak. And that squid...
*Fresh Cpt presses ready*
Me: ADD TIME! ADD TIME!
*3,2,1 match start*
We are playing, winning every engagements, but losing all the points.
Me: We need to get to the next point at around 60 or 30.
*Fresh Cpt heads to point A on refinery. Runs into incoming structures.*
Pyra chasing us.
Me: Use kero to out run 'em or claw turn to engage!
Fresh Cpt: What's Kero?
Pyra shoots us. Repairing hull. Pyra catches up, we kill it with flame.
Me: Do you kero or claw?
Fresh Cpt: no
Me: What did you bring?
Fresh Cpt: spyglass, rangefinder and tar.
Near the end of the game.
Enemy gunner: I'm the only one on our ship!
Fresh Cpt: Been there. My sympathies.
Me: No sympathies, you are our enemy.
One of our captain leaves (I hate quitter captains, but that's not relevant right now.)
Fresh gunner: My captain left, I'm the only one left.
Me: Drive! go to cap points and cap!
Fresh gunner: I'm trying.
Me: Actually, you are a galleon. Shit.
All the Freshies are complaining about Crazy King.
Freshy: This game mode is shit.
Me: Not shitty, just difficult.
Me: A really unique game mode
Me: that adds to goo's focus on teamwork
Me: and communication
Me: and typing at speed of light.
I typed the whole reply in the time it took points to go from 590 to 600.
Not the funniest quotes around, but I typed a lot that game, and I wanted to mention.
Fresh players, so shit on crazy king.
--- End quote ---
I feel your pain, was once on a Mobula on Dunes where the captain was using the claw ALL THE TIME! I was repairing engines every second in fear someone would kill us (fortunately though our pilot opted for a long-rage loadout, so we were rarely close to the enemy fire, and we surprisingly won that match too).
RethBurn:
T. Kirk, Gully and I were playing with a mysterious figure named "Battlesheepgalactica". Then suddenly we found out who it was.
Captain RethBurn: "Actually guys, hold on. If Battlesheep is doing, I want to too."
Captain Rethburn Logged out
A few minutes pass
NotReth has joined the Crewformation
NotReth: Hey guys, thought you needed an extra engie!
Suffice to say, everyone died of laughter.
Replaceable:
Press m to look at the map- GeoRmr
Aayra:
Deltajugg: *singing* "Last Christmas, I gave you my...
Extirminator: ...cat?
Deltajugg:... "Last Christmas, I gave you my cat, but the very next day... you bought another two dozens so it doesn't matter"
Dementio: so you would not fuck me....
Lueosi: this topic again, great
Replaceable: I am not saying I wouldn´t, I am just not... literally in
Dementio: we are going for the fish.
Dementio: we are going fishing.
Dementio: and what will we have for dinner? Bread.
Ayetach: I rubbed anti-noob lubricant all over mah body
Ayetach: my body is ready
Hillerton: he is german, he doesn´t have a heart
Lueosi: I have a heart full of sausage
James T. Kirk:
--- Quote from: Captain RethBurn on January 20, 2015, 02:15:41 am ---T. Kirk, Gully and I were playing with a mysterious figure named "Battlesheepgalactica". Then suddenly we found out who it was.
Captain RethBurn: "Actually guys, hold on. If Battlesheep is doing, I want to too."
Captain Rethburn Logged out
A few minutes pass
NotReth has joined the Crewformation
NotReth: Hey guys, thought you needed an extra engie!
Suffice to say, everyone died of laughter.
--- End quote ---
"Hey, NotReth. Uh. One of our friends just logged out, and that's his slot. Can you leave?"
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