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Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Indreams:
--- Quote from: Indreams on January 15, 2015, 04:56:49 pm ---When you don't have an exam: play Guns of Icarus.
When exam is tomorrow: play Guns of Icarus nervously.
After the exam: play Guns of Icarus to drown (or blend) your sorrows.
--- End quote ---
Replaceable:
Hillerton: Okay Replaceable you can stop sending dick pics now. We need to repair.
Schwalbe:
[after match and discovering that greased hwacha may actually work wonders at point blank; I was playing gunner and female avatar]
Schwalbe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA [psychotic high pitched laughter]
(random person in lobby): ...what the fuck?
Leutenant Noir: Don't worry, Schwalbe just got wet.
Schwalbe: Multiple greased banshees are great metaphor of PMS.
Leutenant Noir: Nah. Incendiary hwacha is.
Arturo Sanchez:
swabbie: no not left right, ugh... you're shit.
*mountain to our right. swabbie wisdom
Indreams:
Talking about fresh players, (I decided to call them fresh players instead of swabbies, powder monkeys, novices, noobs, idiots, *******, and *&$%$@*$#$#@!s)
I was on a Crazy King with bunch of Fresh players, trying to explain how Crazy King works. Here are some golden, if not funny, ones.
Me: One spire and two pyres, peace of cake, bring flame on our junker.
*Fresh Cpt pairs flame with flak. One of our ally switches to squid*
Me: Flame pairs terribly with flak. And that squid...
*Fresh Cpt presses ready*
Me: ADD TIME! ADD TIME!
*3,2,1 match start*
We are playing, winning every engagements, but losing all the points.
Me: We need to get to the next point at around 60 or 30.
*Fresh Cpt heads to point A on refinery. Runs into incoming structures.*
Pyra chasing us.
Me: Use kero to out run 'em or claw turn to engage!
Fresh Cpt: What's Kero?
Pyra shoots us. Repairing hull. Pyra catches up, we kill it with flame.
Me: Do you kero or claw?
Fresh Cpt: no
Me: What did you bring?
Fresh Cpt: spyglass, rangefinder and tar.
Near the end of the game.
Enemy gunner: I'm the only one on our ship!
Fresh Cpt: Been there. My sympathies.
Me: No sympathies, you are our enemy.
One of our captain leaves (I hate quitter captains, but that's not relevant right now.)
Fresh gunner: My captain left, I'm the only one left.
Me: Drive! go to cap points and cap!
Fresh gunner: I'm trying.
Me: Actually, you are a galleon. Shit.
All the Freshies are complaining about Crazy King.
Freshy: This game mode is shit.
Me: Not shitty, just difficult.
Me: A really unique game mode
Me: that adds to goo's focus on teamwork
Me: and communication
Me: and typing at speed of light.
I typed the whole reply in the time it took points to go from 590 to 600.
Not the funniest quotes around, but I typed a lot that game, and I wanted to mention.
Fresh players, so shit on crazy king.
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