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Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Deltajugg:
--- Quote ---Buffing the flamer on Fluffy's hwach fish at the start of the match.
"Oh my god that is sooo cake."
-Deltajugg
--- End quote ---
Fixed that for you :P
Actually that's the only thing I wanted to post, but to avoid meaningless spam reply I'll include secret Rydr battleplans in form of Daniel's quote:
--- Quote ---Dementio:Ok so here is the plan
Dementio: I will go 5flare mob and lag them out of
the game
Dementio: and Fred kills
Dementio: I will go for 5-0
--- End quote ---
Mysterious Medic:
D.lo-res, Extirm, and I in mumble.
Ex: "Alright, I think I'm gonna go now, guys. Errr guys and dolly."
Me: "Huh. That's a play on words."
Dolly: "!!!!!!!!!!!"
Replaceable:
'Party Pyras in the house tonight'
-Fox in an all Pyramidion Iron Fork
SaintR.L.:
"...grab a guff hammer"
"you mean buff hammer?"
"yeah you'll be guff engi"
"It's buff engi!"
"just shut up and guff the balloon dammit!"
-a Lobbies of Icarus 2014 session, a loose interpretation of what happened
Aayra:
I feel like I have to contribute to this topic, so here is my golden collection :P mostly ryder quotes and chats, but some other people as well, some of them are worth reading :)
Hardcorecrush:I need to go make icecream, be back later
Almanium:get yer ass here Hardcore!
Hardcorecrush: butbutbut...icecream
Almanium: I am gonna stuff that icecream so far up your butbutbut that you will eat it
FredTheFifth: Aayra is lvl 14. she is worth 2 lvl 7 engis. or 2 lvl 5 engis and a lvl 4. or 14 lvl 1 engis.
Dementio: Skrim wants me to swap slot
genozide: did he run out of popcorn?
Ayetach: ( . Y . Y . ) mutant bewbs. I´d date her.
Hardcorecrush: FLAK YOU!
Maniac Banana: OH NO HE DIDNT
Aayra: no, I am stil hungover
Dementio: so your best idea was to PILOT a ship?
Aayra: yep, not my brightest moment...
Extirminator: who pilots now?
FredTheFifth: who pilots what now?
Extirminator: my ship
Extirminator: my spot
Extirminator: my life
FredTheFifth: I can take your life
Extirminator: I am not sure about this pact
Hardcorecrush: he wants to join rydr, tell him the requirements
Dementio: Well, there are requirements like play 1000 matches, play with us and some other stuff
Hardcorecrush: not THOSE requirements. the OTHER ones
Dementio: you mean the ones where we all have a sex party? Aayra you tell him.
FredTheFifth: man, I feel like im playing through soup
Ayetach:what kind?
FredTheFifth: every action is delayed
FredTheFifth: probably tomato
Ayetach: mmm
Sky captain Matt: something terrible wrong with my voice chat receiver today...I can only hear some weird noises from Dementio and then Aayra giggling a lot
Dementio: that´s pretty accurate
Aayra: that is basically what´s going on
FredTheFifth: suicide ram=best ram. 3rd rule of piloting. right after shoot the enemy and don´t die.
Mysterious Medic:These are the most high level people I have never seen before.
Grey T: hey babe whats up
Almanium: who is the babe?
Grey T: Skrim
Skrimskraw: we didn´t have sex
Aayra: reds you made me cry
JetPackStapler: I made myself cry
Dementio:Ok so here is the plan
Dementio: I will go 5flare mob and lag them out of the game
Dementio: and Fred kills
Dementio: I will go for 5-0
Lueosi: how many health you had
Queen Chrysalis: I had full, till my engis didn´t rebuild hull
Queen Chrysalis: Because herp derp why do smart things.
*Dementio joined the party*
Dementio: I am party
Dementio: hello Daniel
Llamas Unite: Hello party, welcome to the Daniel
Dementio:My last name starts with S
Dementio: Might be Shipmaster
Dementio: Could be Sexy
Dementio: Could be Sovereign
Dementio: Could be Subtle
Dementio: Could be Shut the fuck up because I am Daniel
Dementio: don´t you dare leave the ship! I would rather have an afk engineer than a fucking idiot. And fucking idiots are in (Allien, Extirminator)
Deltajugg: I just want you guys to realize, with context on Aayra that ":D" emote is simply two dots next to the D
Vestilion: how do we keep bumping into each other?
Detltajugg: destiny
Extirminator: pervert
Extirminator: HOW MANY FLAMETHROWERS DO YOU HAVE
Extirminator: jesus christ
Extirminator: you had 2 on each ship
Deltajugg: which one of my gat mortar mine flare do you consider a flamethrower
Extirminator: ALL OF THEM
Extirminator: don´t listen to Daniel unless it is "moonshine go" and then you run to engines
Dementio: IT´S NOT LIKE I SUCK SO MUCH DICK
Extirminator: I think he is confused because we got 10 people talking at once
FredTheFifth: do we?
Extirminator: daniel counts as at least 3
Mysterious Medic: lol there is over 9000 reasons for why we lost. do you want a list?
Fiasco total: I´m texting. go.
Lydia Litvyak: don´t text and fly
Lueosi: I want big guns
Extirminator: he is implying his gun isn´t big enough
Extirminator: she is giving you a finger and you want the whole hand
Extirminator: nice fingering Aayra
Lueosi:....
Lueosi: report Ext
ori avni: why are you wanted?
Deltajugg: cuz I get all the ladies
FtedTheFifth: Ext blocked ove 240 people in the game
Extirminator: I just block whoever is talking in lobby when I don´t feel like hearing stuff
*random guy starts talking*
Extirminator: blocked
*chilling in the lobby, silence*
FredTheFifth: this is ship.
FredTheFifth: blue team ready up
*"we don´t have 2 captains"*
FredTheFifth: blue team get captains
FredTheFifth: then ready up
Aayra: gimme minez
Extirminator: I don´t know how to pilot mines
Aayra: excellent, gimme minez
Extirminator. ok. this game will be a bit weird
Aayra: you spelled awesome wrong
Steve: welcome back woman, we need a cook on this ship
Lueosi: how rude
Lueosi: Dementio is the cook here
Almanium: I never miss. you live in denial
Extirminator: *daniel
[Cake] Nietzsche´s Mustache: my pastrie brings all the boys to the cluuuub
NicoT: so how much porn do you store in your dropbox?
Extirminator: I have 29 gbs
NicoT: only 29?
Extirminator: I am still a noob in dropboxing
*Lueosi speaking german*
Admiral Ushakov: heinz ketchup
Deltajugg: Rammstein
TiberiusTheThird: suprisingly, Geo is one of my most blocked people ever
TiberiusTheThird: (I always unblock him though)
GeoRmr: WHY?
TiberiusTheThird: because of your kindness in terms of sharing music my dear
GeoRmr: WHY UNBLOCK?
CaptnClaus: sooo, what about nerfing the ryders?
CaptnClaus:I´m gonna suggest it on forum
FormulaZero: next patch is about it
Skrimskraw: go to the hull now!
Aayra: No.
Skrimskraw: okay.
*random troll on the ship, everyone trying to talk to him for 10 minutes in 10 various languages*
....: I do speak english!
Hillerton: then gtfo my ship
Ugrk: when life gives you noodles
Ugrk: you´re clearly on a low income
Dolly: There are some things wrong about you, Archriel...
Ayetach: This pilot is cockblocking my excitement!
FredTheFifth: You need to go down sooner .
Lydia: You need to go down sooner. That is what all my boyfriends tell me
Hillerton: what should we talk about?
Dementio: lets talk shit about Geo since he is gone
Hillerton: Ayetach, would you marry me?
Dementio: why are you not listening to me?
Ayetach: I have daniels filters
Dementio: as long as I am underage, everyone is a pedophile
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