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Tanya Phenole:
Here is my quote archive for last 2 weeks, more or less funny. Enjoy XD

Tanya: So, Lue, when you're going to join Ducks?
Bladestrike: I'll never allow that!
Tanya: ...and marry me?
Bladestrike: This one I would bless.
Lueosi: :)
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Clamour vs Muse match final:
FourthOracle:.... wait, WHAT?!! (10 tones higher than his usual voice)
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PurpleFog: Junker left side high, mine the junker, mine the junker, mine the junker, cage them, cage them , cage them.... NICOLAS CAGE ATTACKS!
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PurpleFog: here are both of them, left side, mine them, mine them, mine them, mine them.... (both ship die afte 13 mines exploding simultaneously) 2 for 1 special!

All Duck's ship must have duck-related names. My golfish name is Sammy B.T. and it is LITERALLY a duck-related name!
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nhbearit: Tanya, you will be my bottom, bring...
Tanya: ...gag, collar and handcuffs?
nhbearit: (didn't noticed) ...spanner, mallet and buff
Tanya: (sigh)
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The Metamidion
Tanya: so then I started to play with different clans to get more plactice...
Fourthoracle: "...and that is how I met my second husband!"
Tanya: Not so far from truth ^^
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Tanya: That guy just adviced me "rip da pepperoni"
Tanya: Is that  some english phraseologism?
Squash: It means "suck dicks".
Tanya: Added to vocabulary ^^
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Tropo : Don't worry, Uncle Tropo's here!
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Tropo: if we win this, we all will have an ice-cream
Lueosi: Yay!

(20 minutes later)

Tanya: Is Tropo afk or something?
Lueosi: I hope he buys ice-cream.

Tanya Phenole:
PurpleFog: junker left high, mine the junker, mine the junker, cage him, cage him, cage him....NICOLAS CAGE ATTACKS!

Ariden:

--- Quote ---Tropo: if we win this, we all will have an ice-cream
Lueosi: Yay!

(20 minutes later)

Tanya: Is Tropo afk or something?
Lueosi: I hope he buys ice-cream.

--- End quote ---

I chuckled. :)

Ariden:
Setting: 4v4, me and Tropo are piloting Spires, I'm about to be killed.

*captain's chat*

Tropo: Ariden! Ariden get behind me, you're dying. I'll be your shield!
Me: I'm trying!
Urz: What are you guys doing? You're both f***ing Spires! Tropo you're like a lamp post you can't possibly cover her!
Tropo: I know! It's like a leapfrogging system!

Dutch Vanya:

--- Quote from: Ariden on June 24, 2014, 11:56:12 pm ---Setting: 4v4, me and Tropo are piloting Spires, I'm about to be killed.

*captain's chat*

Tropo: Ariden! Ariden get behind me, you're dying. I'll be your shield!
Me: I'm trying!
Urz: What are you guys doing? You're both f***ing Spires! Tropo you're like a lamp post you can't possibly cover her!
Tropo: I know! It's like a leapfrogging system!

--- End quote ---

Gonna steal your system now.

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