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Coldcurse:
Who said lochnagar flamethrower was a good idea?!

-Brick Hardcastle.

GeoRmr:

--- Quote from: Captain Coldcurse on December 12, 2013, 09:44:12 am ---Who said lochnagar flamethrower was a good idea?!

-Brick Hardcastle.

--- End quote ---

I always pre-load blender fish flamers with lochnagar, just in-case fellow crew manage to steal my kill.

RethBurn:
Brick Hardcastle: "Oh wai- Da- I brought the wrong ship

RethBurn: "Brick. you're out of BFS."

*Everyone Chuckles*

Brick: "Wait, what?! You can't kick me! This isn't a democracy, this is a Bricktatorship!"

Kitty.Hawk:
General chat was instructing newbies on how to play the game, when someone said:
 
*Someone*: "Just remember rule #1"
*Me and 3 other people*: "Rule #1, It is always Shink's fault."

Syconawt:
Reth: Hang on a minute, if I'm Brick's girlfriend, but I'm also my girlfriend's boyfriend, does that mean I'm cheating on one of them?

Me: "Yes, you're cheating on both of them!"

Reth: "But I mean, like, I'm Brick's girlfriend, but I'm also my girlfriend's boyfriend, surely that doesn't count, right?"

Brick: "Well, that just makes you a transgender cheater then."

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