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Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Asteria Bisset:
*C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER*
Me: Hello, crew! Welcome aboard my ship! If anything goes wrong, blame me for being a terrible pilot! Take whatever you want and shoot whatever you feel like! I don't care what you bring as long as it makes sense to you! And I will not yell at you as long as you're nice, can hit things and shoot shit! Because I'm flying this thing and you don't need to fly shit.
Enemy Engineer 1: You have to the be the chillest captain I've ever seen...
Enemy Engineer 2: I like their team better than this one. Can I swap?
Enemy Captain 1: NO! YOU ARE WITH US FOREEEVVEEERRRRR!
Gryphos:
Me:
"Welcome aboard the Griffin's Gizzard, where the puns are bad and the evasive manoeuvre is always 12"
This basically sums up the experience of serving aboard my ship.
Sammy B. T.:
Well if we are doing opening spiels.
"Welcome aboard the Admiral Quackbar best/fastest/most resilient Junker in the game, I will be your captain this evening. Top deck engineer, I'm sorry."
Second match
"Same as before but happier and with your mouth much more open."
HamsterIV:
My second match spiel is usually "Ok everyone same plan, less sucking." Especially if we lost the last game.
Piemanlives:
Spiels? Well in that case "Welcome aboard the Starboard Angel, the ship of ever changing builds."
That then becomes.
"Right, lets try that again."
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