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Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Captainjan:
Wow the forums are still a thing? This is amazing
Aayra:
KapiteinKoek: Kickstart my private parts
TearsRfuel: who voted crazy king tho
Kruegerz: satan
HelFyre: Ana, wanna play for us this scs?
Analus: They say Im obsolete
Aayra: Sign us up for crewcible! What is the animal of the week? I think is chinchilla, becase it looks sad and we are sad.
Frostbound: I think it is actually hedgehog.
Aayra: You need to be able to defend that decision.
Frostbound: eeeh...because they have spikes outside but they have a soft heart.
Aayra: FINE.
Frostbound: Im gonna give this ship a sad out of 10.
HulaTroopa: mortar on a mobula is like top mid bottom close, and snipey.
Aayra: I like this guy, he is pretty funny
Frostbound: do I need to unmute the voice chat?
Aayra: no, he is not that funny.
Pilot: *getting doubleteamed* I feel like Im getting bullied by like... 2 fat kids in the primary school man...
Aayra: how did you manage to lose keys from your keyboard?
Analus: I HAVE HARD HANDS!!!!
Analus: I love you Valhalla, I love you. You are my son...............SUCK MY DICK!
FredTheFifth: *picking ship for crowns gambit* What should I take?
Aayra: painkillers
Aayra: this map gives headache
Aayra: *Fred joins lobby and people start leaving* Fred you killed the lobby
*lobby actually dies*
FredTheFifth: My work here is done *leaves*
Mr.mr. ghost: ez win
*70 players online*
Lore De Spades: THAT 70TH PERSON NEEDS TO LOG OUT
Aayra:
Frostbound: Like I hate when they constantly change names, like, suddenly Pomelos are like whatever the fuck Im gonna call them Skyborne next time.
Marza: Lore come here!
Lore de Spades: ummmm....no...
Marza: you broke my heart...
Lore de Spades: thats fine.
Analus: Carronade is a gateaway drug to lumberjack
Aayra: big PP gameplay
Kruegerz: what, big PP?
Aayra: yes.
Kruegerz: thank you.
Portable Grump: Kira carries, I nyoom
Kira: and other hilarious jokes grump tells herself before a stomp
Frostbound: How does it feel to be on the ship of the captain who single handedly got shrike nerfed?
Kira: I wanna go bully the stormbreaker...
Frostbound: yep. Ortagon, your ass is mine.
Kira: *playing against triple crusaders* so many flat bois! Fucking pancake ships!
Ah2: Im just trying to make new friends in crewcible. It is like guns of tinder.
Frostbound: we have a severe case of where the fuck is team
Aayra: yes, how to tank 3 enemies on stormbreaker while allies are 1 km away – the tutorial.
*Kira reffing crewcible, after pause*
Kira: Hewwo and wewcome back to The Cwecibwe úwú
Kira: now that we pissed off frostbound, we can go to map votes
Aayra:
Frostbound: Bound is my name, angy is my game
*on spire*
Huskarr: Im the best power bottom! Top me, Frostbound!
*got pyra front gun sniped by superlong nem shot by Koek*
Frostbound: after that long range nemesis gun snipe I just had to resign my goio career
Frostbound: I will never be as good as captainkonk
Freddyyy: I just opened a beer with my harmonica..... *long silence*
Freddyyy: *harmonica sounds*
Flebe Tyronian: I love most of you, I hate half of you, you know who you are, goodbye. *leaves the lobby*
Bob: fuck you Hardstrike
Hardstrike: bob noob
Lieutenant Space: pog stands for person of gaming
Captainjan: aayra and frost count as 3 crew
Artimis: they unlocked dual weilding
Frostbound: when sober
Fynx: Im thinking big brown and furry
Koek: Fynx decribing his ideal partner?
Fynx: die
Empress Asuna: 3v3?
Rensen: no
Rensen: stay 2v2
Analus: contact your local DdCo rep for 3v3 upgrades
Analus: impact diapers
Kira: CA stands for Canyon Ambush
Kira: simp stands for skillful innovative magnate picker
Aayra:
Aayra: Fred chem the balloon pls
FredTheFifth: Aayra its been 5 years
Aayra: Fred we lost against SPQR because of it
FredTheFifth: you cant prove that
Aayra: do I have to pull out the videos Fred
FredTheFifth: I wasnt aware my mistakes were being filmed
FredTheFifth: This is bullying
MightyKeb: rules for gunning a carronade front squid
MightyKeb: 1. Do not underestimate heavy clip component disables
MightyKeb: 2. Do not underestimate heavy clip component disables
MightyKeb: 3. Refrain from disregarding the component destroying capacities of heavy ammunition
Aayra: Kira you are on fire today
Kira: I wish
Kira: me being on fire would imply me being hot for once
Kira: hell, I would be hot for the rest of my life
Hadush Dongus: next match we can hardcounter and fight in our own spawn
Artimis: Sundstrom do you have a tissue box pilot tool?
Whereami: why is game alive on Monday night?
TearsRfuel: game isnt more alive
TearsRfuel: we are more dead
Aayra: maining corsair is the only time I feel alive
Zyx Freelancer: brb
Bob le Sponge: please dont be
Frostbound: did you just give me wrench mallet
*(Crew): Frostbound has left
AhtwoDtwo: playing GoIO at 6 am is fun
AhtwoDtwo: Im out to buy breakfast in 1-2 games
Bob: guys just give up we have mr. Ghosts bathwater
Bob: unfermented
mr.mr.ghost: I hate this game
Frostbound: **sip**
D.lo-res: **sip sip**
TearsRfuel: good job not throwing
MightyKeb: fuck you
MightyKeb: stfu
*on squid*
Disgruntled scrub: pls no turner buff
Frostbound (buff engi): Eat my ass
Soul.less: russia vodka balalaika vladimir putin
Kira Wa Nai: soviet invasion confirmed
LightTrack: Kirov reporting in!
*changes name*
Kirov Wa Nai: ??
Aayra: I miss shrike
Analus: Congrats Miss Shrike
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