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Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
GurasOguras:
Aayra: How can people have fire tool on second (slot), I don't understand that.
Mighty Keb: They're like the GoIo definition of left handed.
MightyKeb: I'm going to switch channel and tell Frost and Aayra that I love them before I leave.
*switches channel*
MightyKeb: Hey Frost, Aayra...
MightyKeb: Fuck you!
*disconnects*
Aayra:
Delorum: Sundstrom is the only one I like to pilot with
Frostbound: Why? Is he the only pilot that can carry you?
Aayra (on judgement): Im just following you around watching you buff the whole ship alone. Im the moral support. Share some pain with me.
Frostbound: Im about to share some pain with you if you dont get back to the bottom deck now! GET OFF MY DECK, SLUT!
Kira Wa Nai: If you cant handle me at my magnate, you dont deserve me at my corsair
GurasOguras: *playing agains Spuds double banshee-carro junker* all we need to do is doubletank the balloon...
....ok all we need to do is tripletank the balloon...Kira come top deck
....OK ALL WE NEED TO DO IS QUADRUPLETANK THE BALLOON
Tychon:
Right i have one junker 5 harpoons and lochnigar. guess who's going whaling.
Aayra:
*Kira trying to get the SCS team together*
Kira: oh my god how many dicks do I have to suck to get this team going?!
Kira: I will probably crawl back to bed
Aayra: why tho
Kira: I have a terrible russian accent so after my prayers to become thicc i became sicc instead
D.lo-res: Dio teach me how to pilot
Dionalli: why the hell would you think I know
SlyCrossFox: New York used to be New Amsterdam
Frostbound: *in a very sensual voice* did somebody say........Hamsterdam?
Frostbite: what is the CA?
Lore de Spades: come.asshole!
SlyCrossfox: This is my kind of coaching. Just suck harder!
Dolly: I love all of you!
SlyCrossFox: See this is the problem, there is too much love going around here
Dolly: Shut the fuck up.
freedom-man: what is a sundstrom
Kira: an alpaca
Aayra: I need to cook my food before we start drinking because when Im cooking drunk I always make a huge mess in the kitchen
Kira: because YOU are the huge mess in the kitchen
Kira: Pause please Guras is googling what yeet means
*silence for like 5 minutes, loading screen of graveyard rumble*
Analus: mmmmmmmm, skyball.......
Frostbound: Kira go to nearest Lidl and buy a mic
Kira: imma fry a schnitzel real quick
Frostbound: ah time for sniping, where is my alcohol
MightyKeb: Oh hey Kira I see that since the last time we spoke you switched from normal mic to german radio receiver from the 50s
Frostbound: Kira why havent you played Papers, please?
Kira: no I have PTSD. I had to deal with eastern european bureaucracy enough
Frostbound: Aayra, did you play Papers, please?
Aayra: no one time I had to get my health insurance done for Denmark, I have PTSD too
WATERitsME: well this is a dream team, one of us cant see, ally is metally challenged and the rest of us are drunk.
Frostbound: Chad detonator vs virgin hwaka
*to lobby with Pony´s Tears in it*
Frostbound: we would like to recruit that small horse from your team as our captain
Aayra:
Aayra: how can you be bad at being a whore
Lore de Spades: I have standards
Aayra: Huskarr get bigger hands!
Huskarr:IM GONNA GET A PENIS ENLARGEMENT !!!
Ryansilky: Frost please swap, Im not a good captain
Frostbound: Stay
Frostbound: *sprays water*
Alien: remember the last match in Aerodrome when they mirrored our builds and Daniels build was completely stupid?
Aayra: sorry if you are religious or something...?
Lore Do Spades: Pffft my dude fuck that hail Satan!
Ally captain: could you please give us one kill??
Aayra: *to crew*guys dont shoot, shoot only for disable
Frostbound: *fucking destroys the enemy with buffed loch detonator*
Frostbound: DISABLE PURPOSES!
Frostbound: Did you know that the person getting detonated is called a detonant?
Tuxfanturnip: arent they the detonee
Frostbound: no detonee is the person using the detonator
Analus: CS: GOIO
Frostbound: it is the rule of iron fork.
Frostbound: team with most cakes lose the match.
Frostbound: Lobby: we want Canyons!
Frostbound: Zennoch: we have canyons at home
Frostbound: Canyons at home: *Alleron Affray*
Aayra: if you com here, Red can whisper in your ear
Blackhand: SOLD
Hungover Engie: Did you use that dc´d pyra as bait?
Analus: sorta
Hungover Engie: You sorta fuckers
Analus: language
Hungover Engie: Pardon
Hungover Engie: You sorta fornicators
FabianOZ: it is all fun and games until the clouds start speaking vietnamese
Analus: Brawling in my scrim, these wounds they will not heal
Bob on squid: technically this is a long range fight, the galleon is long range and they are the mothership. We are just a drone.
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