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Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Baelfire Ender:
*while in a preview match for Alliance with youtubers*
Dev- Bubbles: bosssss
Dev- Bubbles: back up
Ender: WELL CRAP
Ender's ship: *dies*
HamsterIV:
Not from Guns of Icarus but appropriate:
My job as Captain is to never take you into a situation you can't handle.
Your job as crew is to be so brilliant that there is no situation I can't take you into.
Hoja Lateralus:
A: [says something]
B: Come again?
A: Don't say "come again", because it has... sexual connotations
B: Oh, okay I guess, I'll try to speak differently
C: Could you ejaculate once more please? I didn't quite catch that.
Schwalbe:
[during band's rehearsal]
Sch [bassist]: My fucking tendom and wrist hurts, huh
Mef [guitarist]: Bad warm up, what were you expecting? I couldn't get a decent warm up too...
Sch: ...your wife was watching?
Schwalbe:
Schwalbe: WHAT. IS. MY PURPOSE.
Isla: Your purpose is to be Schwalbe.
Schwalbe: OH. MY GOD.
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