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Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

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Aethelfrith:
(Me, after missing every single shot for a few minutes)

"THOSE WERE WARNING SHOTS. PLEASE ADVISE. THE ACTUAL HITS WILL NOW COMMENCE"

(Continues to miss)

"OUR WEAPONS HAVE NOW BEEN CALIBRATED. PREPARE TO BE SHELLED"

(Still misses)

"OUR WEAPONS HAVE FOUND THEIR MARK. YOU SHALL FACE WITHERING FIRE!"

(Our level 2 captain pipes up after a solid five minutes without a single hit)

"Actually, he's just a bloody awful shot. Carry on with your victory."

SteamBrains:
Me as cap on a king of the flayed hills match.

"OH that carrospire scared me!"

Aethelfrith:
"All animals that use shampoo are marsupials by definition."

- Delorum

SteamBrains:
Ah, the turtles and shampoo ^^^ :P

Richard LeMoon:
we have uncovered the secret of flak mk. 2

it shoots concentrated nostalgia

- Raging Geek

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