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Red Button Consequences
Mod Josie:
A trigger-happy crew member from the galleon unleashes a Carronade burst and the buckshots push the button. The platform rises higher and higher until the top is in outer space and the bottom is beginning to spew lava due to the greatly reduced tensile strength of the crust in the region.
-Muse- Jacob is watching all this from his dev-hacked spectator slot and is posting puns in [Match] chat to keep everyone in high spirits considering the potential apocalypse.
macmacnick:
Jacob forgets to push the button, and as a result, a new slashfiction involving him and Kirk is created.
*push*
RedRoach:
By pushing the button, the slash fiction suddenly expands to include all the CAs.
After falling down from space, blacking out, then waking up unharmed on a ship (damn you jacob and shadak XD) RedRoach sees the button and decides not to press it since he hates long stories.
macmacnick:
The ignoring of the button leads to roach's sudden understanding that slashfiction is a writing genre regarding interpersonal attraction and relationships of the same sex.
*push*
RedRoach:
The button causes RedRoach to forget his sudden understanding that slashfiction is a writing genre regarding interpersonal attraction and relationships of the same sex.
*push*
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