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Red Button Consequences
Cheesy Crackers:
Your kick activates this> http://gaben.tv/
I shout at the button "Shut up and take my money!" Throwing cash at it and headbutting it continuously.
AbbyTheRat:
The button enters your money in a lottery and you had the winning number for Muse Games. You're now very broke and unable to fund muse games causing a few homeless people but you can't let them go, you got to keep going.
After a while Muse games has developed The Big Red Button and released it, saving the company.
Abby decide to leave this one unpressed and sells it to the next poster.
Squidslinger Gilder:
Abby has made Gizmo sad...EA takes advantage of this, buys up Muse, and obtains the button. Pushing the button now counts as day one DLC for Red Buttonfield 5. To find out what happens after pressing the button you must pay for Premium where you get "After the Press" "Blue Button Rising" and "Endgame Button".
*Decides to pass on this pressing as EA is clearly marketing for Button of Duty fans.
macmacnick:
EA Turns Gilder's Life into an Free to Play game that is also Pay to win and Extremely popular, with Extremely overpriced DLCs and people who openly hate EA and yet are entrenched in the game.
*Push*
Squidslinger Gilder:
Macmacnick's push introduces Zukarotic content into game. Zukarotic content spreads like a wildfire through all current and future EA games. Hence every ship in GOIO now has a naked Zuka figurehead and a new class is introduced called the Polisher. Polishing Zuka figureheads with Zukasauce now grant ships functional death rays. GOIO becomes a flying death ray game and it comes down to whoever can polish Zuka faster wins, which is unsurprisingly is a vast improvement to GOIO and makes Muse billions. EA then launches new Zuka polish DLC which grants special Zukarotic powers depending on the polish used.
*Does not see any reason to push the button again as this Zuka world line has brought perfection to the world.*
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