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Red Button Consequences

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C r o w:
Suddenly appears an armor clad man wearing a crow-feathered cloak, points menacingly towards Koali and starts yelling
CAH CAH CAH while also moving his arms like wings...

...and accidentally pushing the button
*push*

Carn:
The man in the crow cloak turns into a sentient, talking crow.

*push*

C r o w:
Oh golly! What an unpleasant situation!
OH, where are my good manners?
Howdy everyone, would you gentlemen be so kind to assist me to uncover
WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK IS MY ARMOR?!?!?!?

While starting this tantrum the crow bumps into the button
*push*

Koali:
The crow becomes an incredibly small human being.

Koali captures him in an Empty Bottle.

Da da da daaa!

Koali presses the button.

C r o w:
The bottle explodes, for it was triggered by the button
The crow disappears magically and instead a stupid SJW appears and starts complaining about how even the guns of GoIO should be a gender.

In their useless complaining the press the button as it triggers and oppresses them
*push*

(MAKE.IT.DIE.)

P.s. See what you did Koali? Atone to your sin by finding a funny way that the sjw dies for pressing the button

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