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Red Button Consequences
Carn:
The lone brave banana shark continues to play his bagpipes, sounding a call of courage and bravery, loud enough so all will hear it. In response to the pipes ancient highland warriors erupt from the ground, swinging claymores. Giant flying platypuses rain fecal matter from the skies. And zombie baby ducks nip at the ankles of the other armies.
Koali:
The Kerbal army is actually just one man: Jebediah Kerman, professional badass.
He adds several malfunctioning rocket ships to the mix.
Carn:
The malfunctioning rockets, interact with the flying platypuses, and its really disgusting. I mean burning platypuses and poop, not to mention their laser eyes blowing up the rockets. Its not pretty.
Koali:
ALRIGHT, THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS! NESTOR, READY THE-- Wait, no, wrong thread.
*Pulls out a Powder Keg.*
This is a terrible idea. But I'll leave it up to fate by not lighting it!
If someone happens to detonate it, so be it!
Carn:
A green poodle licks the powder keg.
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