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Red Button Consequences
Koali:
Koali regains his Mac.
ShadedExalt:
Koali's Mac falls into pieces, and I slap the button.
Carn:
Koali's mac is incinerated and from the ashes arises a beat up linux. Carn taps the button
ShadedExalt:
Hot women rain from the sky...
And Immediately run screaming at the sight of us.
I sit down heavily, my mallet tapping the button by accident.
David Dire:
*respawning in 9...*
*8*
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*3*
*2*
*1*
*Boop, boop, boop, boop*
*David pops into existence in the Hindenburg 2 x 37*
"This world... somethings... different...."
At a close inspection, he sees everything is becoming slightly transparent. He spent 10 hours just staring at the ground, seeing it become Glassier and Glassier. Then, it hit him. He ran into the Gondola of the Hindenburg, unlocked a secret trap door on the top of the gondola with 2 turtle-shaped keys, and climbed up and locked the hatch. he was now in his Final Safe Room, where there was enough equipment to make entire new galaxies and timelines. He dug through a chest full of pajamas, until he felt something hard, and pulled out a round, red button. He walked outside, sat the button on the ground, then said, "Planet... Do not worry anymore, for I shall revive you. Do not fear, for I am experienced in Thread Necroes."
David took two steps back, pulled out his Rubber Mallet, and smashed the button.
W̘ͭ͗͌͏̡͚͓̒̊ͥI̢̨̛̖̺̻͔̽̇̍͋̃͞B̧͍̍̔̀͘B͂I̷̢̪̬̖͓͍̠̹̻ͩͧ̐͛̓̌̓̒͡͡L̩̬͍͇͐̾̍͒͝͠Ÿ̨̘̬̗̣̗̞̏ͦ̃̈́̾̃̈̓͘ ̭͚̭͖̳̳̔̂W͉̘̮̗͔̔̔̚O̶͙̜̙͓̤͉͍͓ͭ͂ͪ̔͊͐̏͌̍͝͞B̼̳͊̎̂B̡͖̮͉̯̗̬̜̙̓ͬ̂͟͝ͅI̸̴̸̢͕̯̱̎̏͂̒̎̚̚ͅL̚Y̞̲̥ ̶̯̮͍̠̬̻̠͎ͤ̒̂̋̚͢T̸̳̬̣̪̐͒ͪ̓ͯ̋́͜Į̵̲͔M̬̰͙̎̒Eͨ̓ͭ͊͘͟Y̹̬̫̤̤̟̼̘ͪͪ͘͞ ̡̛̱̜̩͚̙͕̀͗͌̓ͣ͜͝͠W̼I͛͑M̟̰͋E͒͌͏̨̢͎̊̀̏͒̐̄Y̶̼̘̗̻̏̌̇̐ͨ͆ͥ͆̾̐̽͘͟͡
The world completely reverts into it's normal state. David flies into an orbit around the planet, overwatching all the little threadgoers.
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