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Red Button Consequences
David Dire:
Fine.
*Kicks carn in the knee, then jumps on the Hindenburg IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII and flies away*
Carn:
"Now what do i eat?" glances at Koali
Mod Josie:
There is a great crashing sound as lightning whips across the landscape. A loud creaking can be heard as a trapdoor is revealed between two clouds. A ladder is lowered until it hits the floor. A blinding light shines from the door. Jacob steps down the ladder until he is clear of the trapdoor, then floats the rest of the way down for effect.
From his coat pocket, he reveals his new Button. The Button. The Button To End All Buttons.
He looks at you.... yes YOU. He tuts and waggles his finger at you and tells you that you and your companions have all been very naughty. This thread will go to plan. It Will. It Will!
Suddenly, a Red Button pops into everyone's possession, just as it used to be before all of this nonsense occurred.
Jacob giggles, looks up to the sky, raises his hand and brings it down forcefully toward the button - a gust of wind blowing his coat around and making him look totally awesome. His eyes are aflame with frenzied wanting-to-get-this-stuff-back-on-track-ness.
He presses it.
Carn:
Food begins appearing, steak, buffalo steak, shark steak, bacon, oh and some fruits. Carn begins sating his hunger, and leaves the button alone
Koali:
Koali chooses to sit down and eat with Carn. He presses the button to try and get a table.
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