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Red Button Consequences

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David Dire:
After pulling himself out of the ground he'd been compacted into, David scratched his head looking around.
"Huh", he said. "Well this place sucks"
He then builds a time machine, activates it, and sets it to go to the time right before David knocked out Jacob. A second before the Time Machine Jumps through existence itself, David presses the button.


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Right before past David Presses the newfound button, future David picks it up, and hurls it at Fynx.

Fynx then sacrifices himself to destroy the button by smacking it with his forehead.

Koali:
However, the button is indestructible. Koali plays the Song of Time to make things right.

Carn:
sucked through yet another kind of portal, carn AGAIN lands on the button "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?!"

Koali:
Koali tries in vain to destroy the button with the Prometheus Heavy Flamer.

Carn:
the button laughs at the feeble flames

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