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Red Button Consequences
Cheesy Crackers:
--- Quote from: AbbyTheRat on March 20, 2014, 09:39:45 am ---A towel floats and hits you in the head after it was released from stasis. That wasn't so bad you thought, it's only a towel. Of course, there's a few questions that should be asked, why was the towel in stasis? Why would a button release it and hit you in the face.
The Neighbour seems to be looking away, both in fear and disgust. Oh dear.. maybe the towel isn't so clean, not that it matters, you were wearing a environment suit after all. Ah, you smell something. It's getting stronger and now your helmet fills with toxic smoke from the helmet melting away from the contact with the towel.
Oh dear, they were warned about this, the Neighbours said, why would anyone keep pressing the button. Now the towel have to be put back .
The towel comes ever closer to your face, you could see it seem to be somehow covered in weird acid like gloop. It's a shame you didn't read section about the button in greatest book in the galaxy. See Vogons don't take a bath until the correct forms are filled in. This has to be signed many times over by varies Vogon. This is the longest process form in all of Vogon. Even the form for death doesn't take a long. Yet there was one Vogon that completed the impossible task of bath time with all the forms correct, i's dotted and t's crossed. This was the towel of from that Vogon.
The towel touches your nose, your brain can't even begin to figure out the pain caused by this, not that it matters any more, the Infinite Improbability Drive had just reached 1
Oh no, not again. Said the potted plant as it lands so so far away from a button, leaving it untouched, inactive.
--- End quote ---
Did you make all that up or is it a reference?
And this is why I never dry after showers anymore!
AbbyTheRat:
Cheesy crackers manage to ignore the button but sadly it would of told him all the answer to the question he wanted to know.
Abby touches the button and hopes for the answer to why Cheesy is so crackers.
macmacnick:
*a whale and a potted plant pop into existence a few kilometers above Abby. The whale starts establishing its identity while its falling, and manages to finish establishing it right before it crashes into the ground making a crater with where Abby was standing at the center. The potted plant is thinking to itself, "Oh, not again..." before it crashes into the ground. Abby, the whale, and the potted plant are all obliterated.*
(Oh, and salute for the Vogon towel, Abby.)
...Is seduced by the red button...
*Push*
Oliver Colt:
I WANNA PUSH THE BUTTON!!! OuO *push*
macmacnick:
Senpai notices you.
.........
*push*
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