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Red Button Consequences
Koali:
Jacob gets a salute for storytelling and plot twist.
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The button cannot simply be found on its home thread. There are four more pieces scattered throughout the land. Cantina. Pit. Gameplay. Feedback & Suggestions. Find the fragments and reassemble the Button to repair the world. You have 72 hours.
lol jk
Koali, Indreams, and Shadak look at each other, puzzled about what to do.
Koali, hoping for a convenient solution, tries to find the button fragments by looking in his stomach. Unfortunately, convenience and plot rarely mix in a good story, and the fragments aren't there.
--- Quote from: Koali on March 17, 2015, 07:29:54 pm ---*snip*
*Slurps up some noodles in preparation for story time.*
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Mod Josie:
In eating the noodles, Koali takes on the properties of Ramen. He is incredibly edible and requires only to be added to hot water to be delicious. The crazed and hungry survivors notice the big ball of yumminess and race towards it, fighting each other off with elbows and pushes. As the horde rush at Koali and his companions, they attempt to hatch a plan. They need to find a way down before a berserk local succeeds in reaching them and eating the puffball whole.
Lying around them are: The balloon canvas from Shadak's Pyramidion, one of Indreams' many unicorn horns, some roast Cantaloupe and Jacob's GameBoy (Koali stole it) - along with numerous fragments of broken planks and bits of what was probably once a water pump.
David Dire:
Unfortunately though, a rogue Kerbiphobic sees the crew making an airship, and decides this is his chance to escape Koali. He quickly jumps on the ship, blows all the air in his lungs into the balloon, and kicks away everything from the craft but a small unicorn horn platform, and floats away. Unfortunately his Hot Air Lung Fuel quickly dissipates, and he is forced to land. He accidentally lands on top of Kaoli, and, realizing his vessel is contaminated, runs away. The Horde didn't see Koali get crushed, and continue running past the grounded ship.
Luckily Koali is able to dig his way out with a bit of Roast Cantaloupe that fell out of the platform.
Koali:
Koali prays to the great Muse for salvation.
Indreams:
This thread gets out of hand, very frequently.
Anyways, Indreams crushes his unicorn horns into magic powders.
I'm pretty sure 72 hours have passed since the Red Button was destroyed.
Indreams uses his unicorn magic to recreate the Red Button with his unicorn horn powders.
Indreams presses the Button, screaming YOLO!
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