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Indreams:
Oh, is people waiting on me to say what happe- *BOOM*.

Indreams is banished into the land of studying for school, even though he is a second semester American high school senior.
He will return after losing 10% current gold, 10% item durabilities, and 10% will to live.


For those who don't know, second semester of American High School senior year is like... you are playing an RPG, you are max-level, you've finished all the quests, but the game doesn't end. It's a cruel limbo... I'm waiting for an expansive expansion called college.

Mod Josie:
Indreams waits and waits, checking the News feed on Steam for his favourite game  "Education Simulator 2014-2015: American High School Edition". Unfortunately for Indreams, the DLC that he is patiently expecting is delayed and he is unable to do anything of note. He has maxed out his character but there is nothing to do - though at the same time he is unable to quit the game as he's hopelessly addicted. He is reduced to walking around taking classes that always seem to be the same and talking to people who haven't had voice acting updates in months so are saying the same phrases he's already heard.
He's already pre-ordered the College DLC expansion but it is yet to be released. In the meantime, the developers have released a small free minigame. Indreams looks at the new minigame with distaste and fear. "Education Simulator 2014-2015: Applications for College" sits ready to be played.

Jacob is watching this from his bubble and giggles. Indreams has been shifted into another universe and is wholly unaware of the destruction that has resulted in the world he came from.
Since Jacob has a hand in the development of Education Simulator as a contractor, he quickly logs into the dev console and sends Indreams a text on his in-game phone.


--- Quote from: Indreams' Phone on February 11, 2015, 12:07:29 pm ---sup ur in trubbl jst fyi u made th wrld go boom. njoy ur new life.
-Muse- Jacob xxx

--- End quote ---

While logging out of the Education Simulator dev console, Jacob pushes the Red Button in the hope that it might revive humanity or at least produce a situation that doesn't involve the big smouldering mess that he currently sees when trying to view Earth.

Koali:
The button press causes everything to flash a brilliant white, blinding everyone from as far away as the Stamina thread in the Dev App forum. The world has been reset, and Koali sets out to establish his kingdom. Whilst flitting about over a grand valley in a salvaged scout balloon (imagine a small, single engine Squid). he notices a ruby glint on the ground below. Mistaking the button's alluring gleam for treasure, he swoops down and hops out of his Squidlet. He just has time to press the button before he hears the sound of rushing wind akin to falling from a great height and blacks out, waking up on his Squidlet.

Oh, and Indreams is still trying to write an essay to get into the beta team for College Simulator. (That alternate reality is still going.)

Kamoba:
Koali wakes and realises that the rushing wind and sense of dropping really fast is because his balloon has been popped! Above him is a spires spike following him down with drogue chute piloted by an evil Kamoba, Kamoba's hand looms over a red button and he pushes it.

Koali:
The Spire becomes a boulder and flattens Koali, but Koali survives due to his squishy Kirby-like anatomy. The boulder lands on the button as well, slightly denting the metal casing.

(And the rushing wind and blackout was me respawning because I jumped off of my Squidlet)

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