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Mr. Ace Rimmer:


D'oh Redria.

Ooooh, what does this shiny red thing do *push*

AbbyTheRat:
A horde of girls dances for Mr Ace Rimmer and then they fade into the distance.

*timidly press the button, eyes closed, body timbering in fear*

Squidslinger Gilder:


Abby has initiated Wavemotion gun charging sequence, please wait 2 turns for firing.



*Waits patiently then gets bored and starts pushing button repeatedly*

Cheesy Crackers:
Cliche time!
A piano starts to fall onto Gilder but as he presses the button again it disappears. Because he is spamming the button it's now glitched out and by the time he stops pressing the button around a thousand pianos start to fall on top of him.

*Puts on environment suit*
*Darth Vader breathing noise*
Am heading towards button HQ
Estimated time of arrival is 13 seconds
Atmosphere seems breathable but I'm not taking chances.
Neighbour is staring at me strangely over the fence
There seems to be earth like gravity
No signs of life other than the neighbour
Prepare for impact with button in 3
2
1...
*Boop*

AbbyTheRat:
A towel floats and hits you in the head after it was released from stasis. That wasn't so bad you thought, it's only a towel. Of course, there's a few questions that should be asked, why was the towel in stasis? Why would a button release it and hit you in the face.

The Neighbour seems to be looking away, both in fear and disgust. Oh dear.. maybe the towel isn't so clean, not that it matters, you were wearing a environment suit after all. Ah, you smell something. It's getting stronger and now your helmet fills with toxic smoke from the helmet melting away from the contact with the towel.

Oh dear, they were warned about this, the Neighbours said, why would anyone keep pressing the button. Now the towel have to be put back .

The towel comes ever closer to your face, you could see it seem to be somehow covered in weird acid like gloop. It's a shame you didn't read section about the button in greatest book in the galaxy. See Vogons don't take a bath until the correct forms are filled in. This has to be signed many times over by varies Vogon. This is the longest process form in all of Vogon. Even the form for death doesn't take a long. Yet there was one Vogon that completed the impossible task of bath time with all the forms correct, i's dotted and t's crossed. This was the towel of from that Vogon.

The towel touches your nose, your brain can't even begin to figure out the pain caused by this, not that it matters any more, the Infinite Improbability Drive had just reached 1

Oh no, not again. Said the potted plant as it lands so so far away from a button, leaving it untouched, inactive.

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