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Red Button Consequences
Indreams:
I was going to reply to this yesterday, but I couldn't be made to type things backwards...
so,.. in my apathy, Jacob's press of the red button returns time to normalcy.
In order to preserve this normalcy, hornless undead unicorn Indreams does not press the button. Instead, he goes out in search of a mad scientist who can return him to normal.
Mod Josie:
Indreams finds a very wonderful scientist with many amazing tools and miraculous machines. He attempts to negotiate with The Scientist who is very willing to give him the help he needs.
The Scientist assembles her medical team and the apparatus is prepared. Indreams is invited to stand inside a glass chamber while the whole crew don yellow safety specs.
She counts down from seven, turns a key and then pushes a red button on the big console desk she's standing behind.
Gyro Skyrocket:
Indreams is no longer a unicorn. However, the lab blows up.
*presses the button*
Mod Josie:
Indreams awakes inside the glass chamber, perched on a hillside. It is evident that the chamber was also built to be jettisoned as an escape capsule. From over the valley, he can see the smoking remains of the laboratory. Along a nearby path, he can see Gyro laughing with glee at the destruction.
Indreams tries to walk out of the capsule but hits his head on something. It appears as though his horn has remained after the transformation. Deciding that this would only be a plus at parties so long as he wasn't mistaken for a piƱata (as some have horns), Indreams shrugs and carefully removes himself from the wreckage.
Gyro, noticing that Indreams is there, turns to him and stretches his arm out towards the destroyed lab - his eyes filled with malicious rapture.
Realising that Gyro was likely responsible for the carnage, Indreams decides he'll test out his new appendage by spearing it into Gyro's fragile guts. Sadly, at the last moment of Indreams' charging headbutt - Gyro pulls out a portable Red Button and thrusts it in Indreams' direction.
Indreams' horn collides with the outstretched button.
Indreams:
Magic. Glittery Magic.
Indreams is now Soraka.
Indreams fires banana at Gyro.
"Yes, that was a banana. *giggles* No-one expects the banana!"
But being Raka, Indreams can't do anything but heal.
*Ping* Indreams(Soraka) is asking for assistance
Button is not pressed.
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