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Write a poem/rap song about the person above you!

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Captain Lockheart:
A man devoid of dismay.
Those dreams you had, he stole away.
But with his junker and wit,
He can score every hit.
From his artemis' firing from his bow.

Often he charges alone,
Damage and death is prone.
But with his flamer lit.
He can burn every bit.
With his Dutchmen cheering him on.

Cheesy Crackers:
Lockheart, locked his heart
away in a cabinet.
Now he is so dead

Haikus yay!

Lukeskybacon:
This thread is old ASS
The cheesiness is complete
Haiku easy as hell

Mod Josie:
While I may know jack all about you,
I still know that my words here be true.
Cause next time I awaken
You'll have fried me some bacon
For my breakfast of sarnies and brew!

Shadak Shademore:
A Musey be you,
And a cakey so true,
A good friend to all who are new.

Fell out of the sky,
On Philip he got high,
His sanity forever to sigh.

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