Author Topic: Scientifically Accurate Sky Whales  (Read 26941 times)

Offline Squidslinger Gilder

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Re: Scientifically Accurate Sky Whales
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2014, 01:24:50 am »
But see that is a baleen whale and it is in space...space whales create all new problems. Unless of course you make them 30+AU in size and just have them going around eating solar systems. Course on the flip side, all that matter congealing in their gut would likely start fusion reactions so literally a new solar system could form inside a space whale...

I figured it out!! Our entire universe exists inside the gut of some giant space whale that is sucking on the hydrogen teet of it's space whale mother. Black holes just connect to the intestines of the space whale and eventually break us all down and turn us into space whale poo.

Sorry guys, we're all doomed to becoming whale poop.

Offline Oliver Colt

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Re: Scientifically Accurate Sky Whales
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2014, 01:27:51 am »
NOOOOOOOO! D: !!!

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Hey that actually sounds like fun!

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Re: Scientifically Accurate Sky Whales
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2014, 02:04:39 am »
I have an unaltered picture of a sky whale outside of GoI right here !!!
They are migrating to GoIo at this very moment. It's a long and difficult journey, but eventually they will reach their destination.

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Re: Scientifically Accurate Sky Whales
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2014, 10:41:30 am »
I have an unaltered picture of a sky whale outside of GoI right here !!!
They are migrating to GoIo at this very moment. It's a long and difficult journey, but eventually they will reach their destination.


Darn, look at all those games I still have to download :P [hashtag crappy internet]