Off-Topic > The Pit
The Wall [v1]
Cheesy Crackers:
--- Quote from: Oliver Colt on March 04, 2014, 06:50:30 pm ---Jesus Christ cold, its one action per turn one action! :0 *is overwhelmed*
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Wait so why is coldcurse deciding on the dice? And whys my chance of stealing so low? >:(
--- Quote from: Coldcurse on March 04, 2014, 09:49:43 am ---which will be an stupid glitch as you definitly see if someone is sticking their hand in your shirt.) Magic!
Also roll 1 D100 for chaos since wall minions move rally really slowly and do almost no damage to humanoids since teir attack is also slow. A brick to the face does tons of damage cuz they are SMART! and their smartness lets them evolve/adapt (e.g. speed) huehuehue
And how will the wallminions reach a flying ship that floats 147 meters above ground? They use the culture imbued within them to fly up to a limit of how high the big Wall that everyone is attacking
Also lava can't reach that high, making my ship immune to direct ground attacks.The only thing reaching me would be smoke from the lava that will annoy me and make me move 5 meters to the right. "magma-ish cubical minions that bounce around in no particular fashion." GM words not mine. They bounce punk! (Really high)
Also cheesy please note that you are behind the Llaw and not on a ship, making you unable to reach me in your current position. I'm standing on wall minions, the perfect platform
Also having thought of it, loading your little ship with wall minions and magma abombinations will kill your ship earlier then you being able to reach me. My ship is still destroyed since turn 2 (I think) so nyah nyah nyah nyah
To punish you for your lack of intelligence I stab an AI crewmember with an sacrificial dagger. Coldcurse mumbles some words and the curse scroll lights up, multiplieing its effect and now removes 3 wallminions per turn. Since I countered most of what you said I think this curse should backfire and curse you instead :D
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Oh we have fun...
Coldcurse:
--- Quote from: Oliver Colt on March 04, 2014, 06:50:30 pm ---Jesus Christ cold, its one action per turn one action! :0 *is overwhelmed*
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Well I still got a check roles.
Since he gets into my attack zone and leaves, I get an attack role.
He's performing multiple actions at the same time and I'm responding to them in a RPG way. ^^
By the way Cheesy, you didn't steal the scroll yet.
Until this turn is over, the scroll is still in my posession and the GM will decide if your action has succeeded.
Also your chances are so low because you are travelling a long way and I am up in the sky.
Being up in the sky I can see you comeing from miles away and prepare to defend my ship. Havig your factor taken away of making a surprise attack and trying to catch me off gaurd reduces your chances drasticly. Effects take place after each turn. Trying to kill my crew by countering the curse will not work because it only afects AI.
Extra information you didn't know about the family scroll:
The symbols on the scroll are vague and scrambled, most are faded away and hiden deep within the fabric to keep others from reading it.
Researching it costs 50 + 1 D5 turns.
Magic of this scroll can't be editted or removed.
Also one more question.
"I'm standing on wall minions, the perfect platform"
You're still not able to reach me since a brick is 28,5cm high and 13,5cm wide.
Since you have 41 wall minions you will have the maximum heigth of 1168,5cm which is 116,85 meters. you're coming 24 meters short of my position.
You can't jump a gap of 24 meters high...
And you have send all you wall minions towards me, this leaves you onto the ground because you have nothing to stand on.
Also little spoiler for you, bricks don't have wings an cannot obtain wings by culture. Culture only makes a brick more fancy as it gets decorated.
coming back to the lavacreatures you send. The GM also noted that they did A little damage. This will not result in panic since they are bouncing of my ship since you send them from the ground to my ship. This will only do 39.9 * 1 D3 damage to my hull.
You not having a ship also makes it very easy for me to counter your future attempts.
redria:
--- Quote from: Coldcurse on March 05, 2014, 08:35:27 am ---Extra information you didn't know about the family scroll:
The symbols on the scroll are vague and scrambled, most are faded away and hiden deep within the fabric to keep others from reading it.
Researching it costs 50 + 1 D5 turns.
Magic of this scroll can't be editted or removed.
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Well, in that case I also happen to have a family scroll. Mine gives me immunity to all curses, blocks all physical damage, temperature resistance, and the ability to fly and shoot lasers out of my eyes.
Also, it blocks all attempts to defeat it, and the physical act of removing it from my body requires at least 100 turns.
The GM will determine what needs to be rolled where, and just adding on little bits of information to your inventory is sort of cheap. ;)
Roleplay isn't about being OP or actually getting something done. At least as far as I know. It is all about trolling your allies and the GM.
Speaking of which, Colt, I gave you my number between 1 and 4 and you haven't told me my fate yet. :(
Cheesy Crackers:
--- Quote from: Coldcurse on March 05, 2014, 08:35:27 am ---
--- Quote from: Oliver Colt on March 04, 2014, 06:50:30 pm ---Jesus Christ cold, its one action per turn one action! :0 *is overwhelmed*
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Well I still got a check roles.
Since he gets into my attack zone and leaves, I get an attack role.
He's performing multiple actions at the same time and I'm responding to them in a RPG way. ^^
I'm not performing multiple actions im just describing one action in more detail to make it more exciting (So technical more than one and technically not)
By the way Cheesy, you didn't steal the scroll yet.
Until this turn is over, the scroll is still in my posession and the GM will decide if your action has succeeded.
Also your chances are so low because you are travelling a long way and I am up in the sky.
Being up in the sky I can see you comeing from miles away and prepare to defend my ship. Havig your factor taken away of making a surprise attack and trying to catch me off gaurd reduces your chances drasticly. Effects take place after each turn. Trying to kill my crew by countering the curse will not work because it only afects AI. Once I get there then it's chaotic and stuff is flying everywhere, also the smoke from my bouncy flaming minions blocks your view
Also one more question.
"I'm standing on wall minions, the perfect platform"
You're still not able to reach me since a brick is 28,5cm high and 13,5cm wide. Wall minons not brick minons, and I mentioned they fly
Since you have 41 wall minions you will have the maximum heigth of 1168,5cm which is 116,85 meters. you're coming 24 meters short of my position. Same as before
You can't jump a gap of 24 meters high... Flying
And you have send all you wall minions towards me, this leaves you onto the ground because you have nothing to stand on. I'm standing on them
Also little spoiler for you, bricks don't have wings an cannot obtain wings by culture. Culture only makes a brick more fancy as it gets decorated. How do you know this? According to MY family scroll they can
coming back to the lavacreatures you send. The GM also noted that they did A little damage. This will not result in panic since they are bouncing of my ship since you send them from the ground to my ship. This will only do 39.9 * 1 D3 damage to my hull. Fire makes panic, I think Cake has already proved this. Also you didn't chem spray so the fire stacks will build up and it's too late to decide now
You not having a ship also makes it very easy for me to counter your future attempts.
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This is just gonna go on and on isn't it xD
Also whats all this talk about D5 or D_ or whatever?
Cheesy Crackers:
Also I never said they grow wings, I said that they use the culture within them (They were made with culture produced by the main wall therefore they are culturally linked to it) and so they can fly up to the total height of the big wall, which you never said you were flying over it and you need a good angle on it anyway to fire.
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