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Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
macmacnick:
Here is where we dispose and catalogue our stereotypes. It is a horrid place, and as such, I thought Comic Sans MS Pink conveys the message of horror the most effectively.
(the more offensive the better to dispose of.)
Let's Begin.He who Squid rams a Galleon usually has a death wish or is trying to total it Kamikaze style, or has no piloting talent. Usually fulfills the american stereotype of an asian driver.
Cheesy Crackers:
I can't really think of any stereotypes off the top of my head right now so take this image instead!
Oliver Colt:
Any captain who carries Moonshine "for the ship" probably drinks it too. A lot.
James T. Kirk:
Mobulas remind me of stuck-up hipsters.
'Oh, a balloon on the bottom? Yea, I'm the special snowflake of the GoI ships. What's that? Glass cannon?
All the add-in ships are glass cannons, haven't you heard?
Probably never heard of a ship with 5 guns in one direction before, have you? Don't worry, most people haven't.'
And it thinks it's so fancy with it's pointy railings and hidden components.
Bah. Thing turns like a bar of soap.
Coldcurse:
All pilots who use only minelaunchers on a mobula are insane.
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