Three ducks were brought to court. The guard asked the first duck what its name was and why it was there.
The duck answered, "My name is Quack and I was blowing bubbles."
The guard looked confused but moved on to the next duck, asking the same question.
"My name is Quack Quack and I was blowing bubbles."
When the third and last duck walked up the guard said, "Let me guess, you're name is Quack Quack Quack and you were blowing bubbles."
The last duck answered calmly, "Nope, my name is Bubbles."
I hope he appreciates the humor; else I'm in trouble.
If you don't see me again;- the third duck fired me.
