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Valentine's day 14th February

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Serenum:
I'll probably change the names of my ships to something classy, load them up with ladies and speak random sexy italian words in voice chat, all the time. Bonus points if I can make furniture names sound sexy.

Mod Josie:

--- Quote from: Serenum on January 17, 2014, 11:50:08 am ---I'll probably change the names of my ships to something classy, load them up with ladies and speak random sexy italian words in voice chat, all the time. Bonus points if I can make furniture names sound sexy.

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"Chair" ;)

Oliver Colt:

--- Quote from: Serenum on January 17, 2014, 11:50:08 am ---I'll probably change the names of my ships to something classy, load them up with ladies and speak random sexy italian words in voice chat, all the time. Bonus points if I can make furniture names sound sexy.

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Say them with an accent. Insta-sexy!

Add sexy adjectives to them:

* Clean (for now) kitchen counter
* Dry (for now) bed
* Rug by the fireplace without any dog hairs (for now)
Tell male crew that you're hosting a sexy party with girls and charge them for joining your ship.

PROFIT!!!

Serenum:
Yes. Oh, yes.
This will happen.  8)

Skrimskraw:
I have to work the day after so I cant even get hammered :(

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