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Offline ramjamslam

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #45 on: January 20, 2014, 03:41:05 am »
Quote from: Gryphos Felldawning on January 20, 2014, 03:14:52 am
Quote from: James T. Kirk on January 19, 2014, 09:20:34 pm
Haiku beats limerick.
Sorry, that's the way it is.
No tears. Wet is bad.

(Limerick's three syllables mate)

( not if you say it in an Irish accent ;P )
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Offline James T. Kirk

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #46 on: January 20, 2014, 12:17:04 pm »
Quote from: ramjamslam on January 20, 2014, 03:41:05 am
Quote from: Gryphos Felldawning on January 20, 2014, 03:14:52 am
Quote from: James T. Kirk on January 19, 2014, 09:20:34 pm
Haiku beats limerick.
Sorry, that's the way it is.
No tears. Wet is bad.

(Limerick's three syllables mate)


( not if you say it in an Irish accent ;P )


(IV'E BEEN SAYING IT WRONG ALL THESE YEARS?!
I always assumed it was 'lime' and 'rick')
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Offline Oliver Colt

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2014, 01:54:50 pm »
Quote from: James T. Kirk on January 20, 2014, 12:17:04 pm
Quote from: ramjamslam on January 20, 2014, 03:41:05 am
Quote from: Gryphos Felldawning on January 20, 2014, 03:14:52 am
Quote from: James T. Kirk on January 19, 2014, 09:20:34 pm
Haiku beats limerick.
Sorry, that's the way it is.
No tears. Wet is bad.

(Limerick's three syllables mate)


( not if you say it in an Irish accent ;P )


(IV'E BEEN SAYING IT WRONG ALL THESE YEARS?!
I always assumed it was 'lime' and 'rick')

The truth's been revealed.
Our lives have been a huge lie.
How is it, again?
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Offline ramjamslam

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #48 on: January 20, 2014, 02:52:54 pm »
spray, mallet, spray, spray,
Pyra engi is easy.
Crap! spanner, spanner...
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Offline HamsterIV

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2014, 04:12:04 pm »
The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
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Offline Coldcurse

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #50 on: January 21, 2014, 05:03:33 am »
Quote from: HamsterIV on January 20, 2014, 04:12:04 pm
The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
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Offline Gryphos

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #51 on: January 21, 2014, 11:21:25 am »
Within Paritus,
A wall is nudged by a ship.
Thus velcro occurs.
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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #52 on: January 21, 2014, 11:31:54 am »
Quote from: Coldcurse on January 21, 2014, 05:03:33 am
Quote from: HamsterIV on January 20, 2014, 04:12:04 pm
The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and prey.
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Offline Sammy B. T.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2014, 01:29:39 pm »
Ducks too serious
They're far to competitive
Then they say quack quack
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Offline Coldcurse

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #54 on: January 22, 2014, 02:57:13 am »
Quote from: HamsterIV on January 21, 2014, 11:31:54 am
Quote from: Coldcurse on January 21, 2014, 05:03:33 am
Quote from: HamsterIV on January 20, 2014, 04:12:04 pm
The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and prey.
Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.
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Offline ramjamslam

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Re: GoI haikus - reminder on how it's structured
« Reply #55 on: January 22, 2014, 04:57:53 am »
the haiku form is
three lines with these sylables:
five, seven and five
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Offline ramjamslam

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Re: GoI haikus - self promotion
« Reply #56 on: January 22, 2014, 06:34:54 am »
Amazing ramjam,
great enemy slam power!
Respect the Pyra!
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Offline Coldcurse

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Re: GoI haikus - self promotion
« Reply #57 on: January 22, 2014, 07:20:37 am »
Quote from: ramjamslam on January 22, 2014, 06:34:54 am
Amazing ramjam,
great enemy slam power!
Respect the Pyra!
Such ego,
Could only be his.
Ram Jam Slam.
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Offline GeoRmr

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #58 on: January 22, 2014, 07:43:43 am »
Me on a goldfish:

Pre-load lochnagar,
The best ammo for mortar,
Engy can't kill steal.
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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #59 on: January 22, 2014, 07:46:48 am »
On a flak spire:

Keep shooting the gun,
Don't stop to repair the hull,
We will just die slower.
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