99 Bottles

[Gryphos]

*Trips up over Sgt. Spoon's body and sent into a flying tackle at Mill*

[DMaximus]

*Wakes up on the ground surrounded by moonshine bottles. Slowly stands up*

"A BARFIGHT! YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED! THIS IS A RESPECTABLE BAR!"

*Tries to Flying Bird Kick of Rage one of the combatants, but instead nails Plasmarobo, who was sitting quietly in a corner, directly in the nose. Plasmabro is instantly rendered unconscious from the unadulterated drunken grace of the maneuver. A Tarantino style blood fountain erupts from his nose. Cue entire bar falling silent in awe.*

"Now let's sheee here.... Looksh like ders still more to drink."

*Looks at wall and counts for several minutes. Stumbles over and grabs a jug*

"Err... 34ish bottles of moonshine on the wall, 34 bottles of shine. Take one down pass it around, 33 bottles of shine on the wall."

[BdrLineAzn]

Ok butcher's bill:

1 Door-$150
3 Chairs-x$50
1 Tables-x$75
Medical Treatment~$500

And 6 Bottles of Moonshine broken or drank empty-x$250

Now...who is paying?

[Piemanlives]

*Slaps BdrLine* AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR BILLS!

[Sgt. Spoon]

*jumps out the window*

[Gryphos]

*Get's off of Mill*

Did that guy just say bills?

*Slaps BrdLine*

Don't talk to me about bills...

[Mill Wilkinson]

*lifts his wavering hand in the air, groaning miserably*
was... a... good... fight...
*unconscious*

[Plasmarobo]

*wakes up*

"Guhhh, vhat happen tuh mah nose? Fees all crunchy...Oviously, I neeb more drink."
*stumbles to wall*
Ferty free bottles a shine ona wall, frety free bottles a shine! Terk wern dern, pers it erernd, ferty foo bottles a shine ona wall!

[Cheesy Crackers]

*jumps out the window*

This is completely off topic but...
This one time I was playing resident evil (Don't know which one, but it had zombies in it : D) On a friends PS3 and I was stuck in this one room for about 15 minutes then out of complete boredom i just shouted out "hey lets jump out the window!!" and then the AI ACTUALY JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW... we just stood there in shocked silence and started laughing..

But ahem carry on with the drunkeness

*Hic*

[Jawjee]

Uh guys, someone stole all the moonshine, *hic*, I wonder who?

[Cheesy Crackers]

Blame shinkurex, I mean he's blamed for everything right?
https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,1183.180.html

Anyway

31 botuls *hic* of mun shiyine on the wal. 31 botuls of shine! *hic* Take un dowen, pass it around. 31 bottles of shine on the wall. *collapses*

[Zenark]

All of yall are drunk, gimme your Airship keys.

[BdrLineAzn]

All of yall are drunk, gimme your Airship keys.

Buuut Zena... *hic* ... youg and I.... *hic* ... know that ..... fly better.... drunk....Look at Mawjulus

[Zenark]

All of yall are drunk, gimme your Airship keys.

Buuut Zena... *hic* ... youg and I.... *hic* ... know that ..... fly better.... drunk....Look at Mawjulus

Well, I can't argue with that logic. Very well said, good sir, here are your keys.

[Jawjee]

31 botuls *hic* of mun shiyine on the wal. 31 botuls of shine! *hic* Take un dowen, pass it around. 31 bottles of shine on the wall. *collapses*

Tharthay...Bawt-BAWTLES Of MOON-MOON, Shaine?WHO'S SHANE?HE STOLE MEIN BAWTLE of moo...moom shayaiaiaianeh...AYYYY MACARENA *collapses over Cheesy Crackers*