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99 Bottles
Carn:
I regain consciousness from the barrel, and throw it at the wall.
"Let's scheee...." Squinting and hungover I count the remaining bottles.
"43."
I grab one of the bottles and drink, while attempting to throw the others in Koali's engine.
ShadedExalt:
Coming out from a back room, still mildly drunk, I lift a jar of what appears to be Moonshine in one hand, and a brick of some pitch black substance in the other.
"I HAVE MADE ENGINE FUEL AND ROCKET FUEL OUT OF MOONSHINE. I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT I DID. THE STARSHINE, AS I AM CALLING IT, IS 3 TIMES AS STRONG AS REGULAR MOONSHINE. DON'T DRINK IT, YOU WILL DIE."
Carn:
I quickly grab the jar and proceed to chug it. Afterwards I belch and five more bottles fall off the wall.
"38"
ShadedExalt:
"UNLESS YOU ARE CARN, WHICH I HAVE SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO HAVE AN INHUMAN TOLERANCE TO ALCOHOL."
Carn:
"Show.....ish anvone elsh thirsty? *hiccups and chugs another bottle.* " Uhhh herty smeven?"
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