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99 Bottles
Jawjee:
*Jawjee looks furiously at Coldcurse for slamming a bottle against his head, blood dripping out.*
Sir, I will not partake in your filthy actions, for I am a king after all, and deserve to be treated as such.
Also, as you may know, I am not any kind of king, I'm one THAT WILL KICK YOUR ASS.
*Jawjee punches Coldcurse making him land on the other side of the bar*
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU MADE OF? MY FIST OWOWOWOW.
*Tries to look badass, almost crying because of the pain*
So, who's next?
Coldcurse:
*Coldcurse stands up again and leaps towards Jawjee in a wrestling takedown, pulling Oliver Colt into the fight too*
You aint getting away!
Jawjee:
Please don't hurt me, my insurance ain't that big, and my skin is really sensitive D:
*grabs a bottle full of nitroglycerin and breaks in on Coldcurse's head, making it explode*
OH FU- *Jawjee breaks through the floor while Coldcurse flies out the roof*
Coldcurse:
*Coldcurse uses "chute vent" and lands safely on the ground. After grabbing a Chair he runs towards BdrLineAzn, shouting the words*
Barfight! Barfight! Barfight! Barfight!
Jawjee:
*Jawjee crawls back up, full of blood, trembling and almost crying*
I fell...on my balls...Someone please...help.
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