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ShadedExalt:
A legendary pre-war Senator of immense martial might and football prowess. Totally insane, with a Darwinist political philosophy, he kidnapped hundreds of children to turn into perfect, unfeeling soldiers, but was stopped by a lone man wielding only a sword; Raiden.
Raiden
death note:
raiden- a sky mage the best in the lands yet his rival one day payed for his exile by bribing his home town mayor after he framed him for steeling- raiden was asian his mother and father died long ago and he never remembered there names, but what he did know was they died to his magic after he was possesed by a sky demon that used his magic against them- he is now sitting in a shit shack hardly eatting real food and easting feeces
Dracana SENTRA portal DIGTION
C r o w:
''Dracana SENTRA portal DIGTION'' is the 45th paragraph of Chapter 53 of the Compendium Omnium Stercum Bovis (aka Compendium of All Bullshit) and spans from the beginning to the end of page 6378. The author is unknown, many baronite priests have deemed it heretical and worth of being censored, but since most of the nobility finds its content hilariously idiotical no alteration has befallen the Dracana SENTRA portal DIGTION.
Maybe it's the fact that it is a text-wall without punctuation, maybe it's because it's written in runes, maybe it's because the book itself is slippery and one can't look at the same page for more than a few seconds, but, noone today is capable of reading trough the obscure words of this enigmatic paragraph.
''Funnily nonsensical.''- the Royal Library
"It needs more obscure meanings. There are too many words."- Imperial Grammar Network
Compendium Omnium Stercum Bovis aka Compendium of All Bullshit
death note:
Compendium Omnium Stercum Bovis aka Compendium of All Bullshit- it was a item a gem that brain washed the owner to make bullshit stuff and then enchant it to be a killer monster yet they could be killed just by disproving the bull shit so it was easy to defeat them till omnium came and made the most bull shit story that it would take years to prove it all as bullshit untill a hero of great site and reading who was thought to be a joke hero managed to prove it all as bull shit in 1 day and then there was a parade for him 1 time then they for got him i learned this from a acient sage who has lived for 100s of years
john the alchoal and blood magic sage
ShadedExalt:
A perpetually, endlessly, incredibly drunk man constantly suffering from anemia due to believing that he can control his own blood through magic. This may be because his blood could ostensibly used as high octane Squid Race fuel.
Top Fuel Airship Racing
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