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ShadedExalt:
It is said that somewhere in the twisting ice caverns of Anglea, a Pre-War monitoring station still lives, sending broadcasts for help on a regular basis. Captains routinely pick up echoing SOS calls through their radios, a quirk of the caverns. Following them, they either freeze, or give up and turn back, suffused with guilt.
Why is Anglea Full of Bullshit: A Novel
C r o w:
A novel written by a group of retired elite marauders that got too fed up with the Anglean system and went rogue.
The novel is full of jokes and has also some state secrets in it, even if sometimes they are so outrageous that readers are not sure whether they are joking or for real.
The writers are wanted with a decent bounty on thier head, as thier group is composed nowadays by at least one veteran gone rogue from each faction.
Nobody actaully know how the hell do they manage to publish thier books. ''Why is Anglea Full of Bullshit: A Novel'' is the book that made the group famous, other best sellers are ''The Baronies and thier bullets: The lovestory'', ''How a chicken stalled a Yeshan invasion'', ''Nothing burns as well as a Chaladonian tree'', ''How to offend a Guildsman'' and its sequel ''How NOT to offend a Guildsman'' (the sequel is actually one page long and has written in it
--- Quote from: How NOT to offend a Guildsman ---You can't.
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Crow's Bullshit Compendium
ShadedExalt:
--- Quote from: Crow of Cainhurst on June 15, 2016, 09:24:16 am ---A novel written by a group of retired elite marauders that got too fed up with the Anglean system and went rogue.
The novel is full of jokes and has also some state secrets in it, even if sometimes they are so outrageous that readers are not sure whether they are joking or for real.
The writers are wanted with a decent bounty on thier head, as thier group is composed nowadays by at least one veteran gone rogue from each faction.
Nobody actaully know how the hell do they manage to publish thier books. ''Why is Anglea Full of Bullshit: A Novel'' is the book that made the group famous, other best sellers are ''The Baronies and thier bullets: The lovestory'', ''How a chicken stalled a Yeshan invasion'', ''Nothing burns as well as a Chaladonian tree'', ''How to offend a Guildsman'' and its sequel ''How NOT to offend a Guildsman'' (the sequel is actually one page long and has written in it
--- Quote from: How NOT to offend a Guildsman ---You can't.
--- End quote ---
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Crow's Bullshit Compendium
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(that is better than I ever expected out of wondering about Anglea's hax and putting that down)
A thick, thick tome that Captain Crow of Cainhurst compiled about things he finds to be bullshit.
Rivaled in thickness only by the bestselling "How to Offend a Guildsman".
The Vast-er Vastness
C r o w:
--- Quote from: ShadedExalt on June 15, 2016, 12:42:29 pm ---
Rivaled in thickness only by the bestselling "How to Offend a Guildsman".
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That really cracked me XD
C r o w:
--- Quote from: ShadedExalt on June 15, 2016, 12:42:29 pm ---The Vast-er Vastness
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''What happens when you throw a massive ammount of heavy explosives in the wasteland?'' once asked himself one of the many Chaladonian mad scientists.
A region of the Vastness, around a three hours worth flight north of Selogorod, bear very recent scars, as it is fileed with craters of recent explosions, as Oes-amabi Nlad'en threw around 700.000 kilograms worth of demolition explosives, only to see the eventual result.
A merchant, passing by, was said to be criticizing hiw barren the Vastness was, only to remain shocked at how even more barren was that particular area.
The crew of that ship still remember the struggle the captain went trough to describe the scene.
Apparently it took him an entire hour of continuous thinking to come out with ''Vast-er''.
Even the locals nowadays call that place the ''Vast-er Vastness''.
The captain's name have been since forgotten and many theorize his actual surname was Vaster, rendering the situation even more of a joke.
''You stink like a weaponized baloon''
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