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C r o w:
The "poop deck" is the lower deck on bigger ships, where people go if they have to defecate and the official toilet is already occupied or out of order.
The poop deck is officially the lower one, as multiple attempts, expecially on civilian ships, to poop from higher decks ended up with many a man b img covered in stinky, sticky, turd.
Feeble Jack's grip
ShadedExalt:
Usually used to refer to a frayed, old harpoon rope, as the rope is much easier to break than usual.
Valhallan Jig
Skymonger:
The Valhallan jig is refered to as "the Drunken pirate twerking"
Which is a condition where if we allow a skycaptain to drink copious amounts of hard liguor strong enough to paralyze three skywhales, he or she, will often jump up onto the nearest elevated surface, usually a table, and commit the act of shaking their ass and right leg like a form of dancing.
Unfortunately, this is NOT SIMPLY a form of dance.
In actuality, the person's liver has been overwhelmed in alchohol and has subsequently shut itself down in an attempt to preserve itself. Usually the person passes out before hand, but by some strange phenomenon, the person continues to drink. Given how much alchohol the person has consumed, they will not notice the Intense burning sensation and feeling of numbness where their liver is located and continue to drink.
Within an average of three minutes later, the alchohol concentration in their blood begins to paralyze their lower body starting with their right leg.
The shaking is caused by the left leg violently trying to move while slowly losing their motor functions and them climbing is a cry for help from their subconcious.
There is no cure.
The only cure is to use a flare gun on them and set them ablaze as the valhallan jig slowly shuts down the victims organs. They will die not knowing they ARE dying.
So the fire lets them know and expedites the slow process.
There are an average of 437 cases a year.
Drink responsibly.
-Shipwide Decapitation.
ShadedExalt:
Rather obvious. When a whole ship full of incompetents is executed on board, and the next crew assigned usually has to mop up the blood. Often practiced by the Baronies.
Coke vs. Pepsi Debate
Skymonger:
An example of humanity trying to prove that what they like is better than someone else despite each side having their own strengths and weaknesses.
Its kinda like the Anime vs manga debate, or the conflicts over religion.
All of them are equally stupid and you shouldnt give a shit about how they are better than someone else and just appriciate for what they are.
But you know...Humanity.
- a skywhale.
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