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Must I repeat Myself?
Wundsalz:
"Hello there X, can you please take care of the gatling gunning on the front deck of our ship?"
"Hey X, please head up the ladder next to the steering wheel and man the gun to the right at the ships front!"
"No, head up the ladder, not the stairs"
"Hey look at me, I'm the guy jumping in front of you right now, follow me please"
"Here, follow me up this ladder, please!"
"No, don't turn around, come back here"
"No, that's a beacon gun - not the gatling gun you're supposed to shoot, release it please and follow me!"
"can you hear the voice chat at all"?(written)
"do you speak English"?
"Sprichst du Deutsch"?
"Alright, I'm sorry to tell you co-captains, but we'll barely be useful here as our gunner is incapable of finding our pyras front weapons."
Unfortunately I actually need more than one hand to count the number of incidences like these I've participated in :-/
HamsterIV:
I wonder how it would be from the other point of view, having some one yelling a butchered approximation of my name and a bunch of nonsensical commands in another language.
Kestril:
Just some things I find myself saying regularly:
---Normal situations---
"Welcome aboard!"
"Two engineers topside with me, gunner, you're on the gatling guns below" (junker)
"Gunner, that big front gun is all yours" (goldfish)
"No, not those guns."
"The plan is X, so man Y."
"We're going to attack from X, so get on the Y guns."
"Don't go charging in alone, stick with us."
"I left the kerosene on again, my bad!"
---Need repairs---
"Can someone fix the maneuver engines? I can't turn the ship."
"Engines down. We are dead in the water."
"Get on the hull people!"
"hullhullhull!"
"Ballon's out. We're sinking."
"Balloon! Balloon! BalloonBalloonBalloonBALLOON!"
"Pick something and fix it!"
---Shooting---
"Wait until you see the red markers before shooting the flak."
"Switch targets to the X."
"Be sure to lead the ship, the tracer rounds on the gatling gun aren't where the bullets are actually going."
"Left guns fire"
"Right guns fire"
"Open up!"
"Light 'em up!"
"NOW!"
"Nice shot!"
"Good shooting"
---Close Calls---
"That'll chip some paint!"
"Huh, we're still alive?"
"I didn't think we'd make it through that one. Good job X"
---Going down---
"Mayday!"
"Mayday! Monday! Tuesday! Wednesday!"
"Don't charge in after us, we're pretty dead."
"My bad guys, I did X. You guys did the best you could."
Piemanlives:
"Um excuse me, can we get main engines please? I'm tired of sitting here."
"Why don't we have main engines yet?"
"I thought I told you to repair the engines."
Marneous:
"Front guns, gentlemen"
"No seriously, front guns"
"Get off that damn Mercury and get on the front gat"
"Ok, NOW get on the mercury"
"Why are you still on front guns, I said Mercury"
"Oh Awesome to buff hammers. Wait, what?"
"You brought a buff hammer, spanner and rubber mallet and you knew we were fighting a squid?"
"Don't rebuild with the rubber mallet"
"Why did you bring a rubber mallet as a gunner? You're level 5! You know the best thing for you to field is a monkey wrench until told otherwise!"
"Two gunners? Must be duck season"
"I moved to the empty ship slot for a reason"
"Contrary to popular belief the spectator mode is the best way to find out what ship is best to join"
"Level 1 captain? I think it's best off you learn how to gun first. Let me captain instead, I'll show you a few tricks"
"Oh look a gat/mortar pyramid. How original"
"Oh it's just a hades. OH CRAP THE GUNNER KNOWS HOW TO USE IT"
"Why didn't you bring Chem Spray?"
"I've got dibs on main deck"
"Don't touch the hull. It is mine. Go fix something else"
"No seriously, don't touch it"
"You touched the hull and ruined the cooldowns. That's why we're dead"
"Please don't touch the hull this time"
"Their engineers didn't bring chem spray. Use incindiary"
"I'm fixing the hull, fix the engines instead"
"Guys, please don't argue with me. Especially when you're both level 1-3"
"I'm being an engie for my benefit, not yours"
"No, I won't join your ship. You didn't ask politely"
"Well our captain just quit. Let's see if we can turn this match around"
"You seriously think I'm going to go against you in this stacked lobby?"
"You see these half-empty ships and the one full one with level 10-plus players, not to mention all those full spectator slots filled with more level 10-plusses? Yeah, that's what's wrong with this game"
"Oh look another elitist 10-plus players who only wants to fly with other 10-plus players and not help out that level 3 English speaking ship over there who's clearly struggling to get a grasp of this game, even though they're all decent people and have microphones and are willing to learn a few things from someone more experienced"
"I'm sorry guys, it doesn't matter how good the crew is, 2 vs 1 is still 2 vs 1"
The list goes on...
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