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Must I repeat Myself?
GeoRmr:
"No! Don't fix the hull, keep shooting! We'll fix it when they're dead."
"If you keep shooting, we'll magicaly stop taking damage."
"If you stop shooting to fix it now, all that will happen is that we'll die slower."
"Why are there burst rounds in that gattling gun?"
"We have mines, focus the ally!"
TheSovietKlondikeBar:
Ooooo, my turn:
"Engies, get to the engines. I'm burning (Moonshine/Kerosene)."
"Engies, if the engines aren't up then I can't run away from the double Hwacha Galleon."
"Engi, please repair the Hwacha so that I can ruin someone's day."
"Engi, I know you love that front gun. But the balloon is on fire and if you don't extinguish it I will eat you."
"Engi, spanner for dead things, mallet for things crying out in pain. No, that doesn't mean you throw it at the enemy ship."
"Gunner, you will only stop shooting guns if there are no targets and no guns to shoot at/with/for/(with a burning passion)."
"Gunner, are you good with a Mercury? You're not? Well fu-*kaboom*"
"Gunner, the protocol is you shoot at the hull unless I tell you to shoot at the balloon."
"Pilot, keep in mind I'm not the best of shots. I'm the best at being shot."
"If you jump off the ship one more time I will sit on you."
...Do I win?
Oliver Colt:
Before the match: "Oh yeah, this ship I just set up is great, we'll take everyone down in seconds!"
After the match: "Well, damn." *Back to customize ship* *Sobbing intensifies*
DMaximus:
The one thing I find myself saying more than anything else, and not just in Guns:
"F**k it, fly it!"
Mod Josie:
--- Quote from: Oliver Colt on January 08, 2014, 11:32:15 am ---Before the match: "Oh yeah, this ship I just set up is great, we'll take everyone down in seconds!"
After the match: "Well, damn." *Back to customize ship* *Sobbing intensifies*
--- End quote ---
The resonance I have with this situation is impeccably uncanny. I keep making experimental builds and watching them plummet. In hindsight I usually work out what was wrong. But sometimes I just go on, ever wishing I knew why :P
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