Must I repeat Myself?

[James T. Kirk]

Do you guys think we can fit through there?
Because I do.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP. James T. Kirk. Best pilot ever.

*SCCRRRAAPPPEE* [random crew member] I didn't like that paint job. Do it again.

That went better in my head.

No. (In response to being asked for less fire/a more conventional build)

And the one every Cake knows:

B'ELANNA! THE HUUUUULLLLLLL!

[Piemanlives]

I still coined that phrase you know

[James T. Kirk]

And we love you all the more for it, pieman.

[macmacnick]

"Ohhh Myyy..."
"Hades, B'Elanna, Hades!" -On the New Year Ball o'Fire
"Jacob, Get on that Lumberjack, regardless of its restraining order against you." -On the Jacob's Tower of Pun
"PLEASE, PLEASE remind me when you're out of arc on the main gun."-On a LumberSpire, when Running with a top deck hades.
"Nuuuu....! Our Hull!!!!!" -When Losing my hull armor.
"Flamer." -FlamerSquid.
"Leave them a trail of Presents." -Mining with a squid.
"ME GUSTA CORRER" -When Fleeing with a squid
"The Creepy Zuka Doll Ensures that there will always be 0 days since the last creepy Zuka Doll-related homicide, and that the number never reaches 1." -When Flying the Creepy Zuka Doll, and getting kills.

"I'm not accountable for any broken bones pertaining to smashing into the ground, and landing on our popped balloon" -On a Mobula.

[Mod Josie]

"Jacob, Get on that Lumberjack, regardless of its restraining order against you." -On the Jacob's Tower of Pun

"But captain, she glares!"

[GeoRmr]

"No! Don't fix the hull, keep shooting! We'll fix it when they're dead."

"If you keep shooting, we'll magicaly stop taking damage."

"If you stop shooting to fix it now, all that will happen is that we'll die slower."

"Why are there burst rounds in that gattling gun?"

"We have mines, focus the ally!"

[TheSovietKlondikeBar]

Ooooo, my turn:

"Engies, get to the engines. I'm burning (Moonshine/Kerosene)."
"Engies, if the engines aren't up then I can't run away from the double Hwacha Galleon."
"Engi, please repair the Hwacha so that I can ruin someone's day."
"Engi, I know you love that front gun. But the balloon is on fire and if you don't extinguish it I will eat you."
"Engi, spanner for dead things, mallet for things crying out in pain. No, that doesn't mean you throw it at the enemy ship."
"Gunner, you will only stop shooting guns if there are no targets and no guns to shoot at/with/for/(with a burning passion)."
"Gunner, are you good with a Mercury? You're not? Well fu-*kaboom*"
"Gunner, the protocol is you shoot at the hull unless I tell you to shoot at the balloon."
"Pilot, keep in mind I'm not the best of shots. I'm the best at being shot."
"If you jump off the ship one more time I will sit on you."

...Do I win?

[Oliver Colt]

Before the match: "Oh yeah, this ship I just set up is great, we'll take everyone down in seconds!"

After the match: "Well, damn." *Back to customize ship* *Sobbing intensifies*

[DMaximus]

The one thing I find myself saying more than anything else, and not just in Guns:

"F**k it, fly it!"

[Mod Josie]

Before the match: "Oh yeah, this ship I just set up is great, we'll take everyone down in seconds!"
After the match: "Well, damn." *Back to customize ship* *Sobbing intensifies*

The resonance I have with this situation is impeccably uncanny. I keep making experimental builds and watching them plummet. In hindsight I usually work out what was wrong. But sometimes I just go on, ever wishing I knew why

[Moriarty]

"Quack Quack"

[Ernest Wolf]

''What are you doing up here?!''

''What are you doing down there?!''

''I don't understand what you are saying!''

''Engineer, go repair, I am gunner!''

''Which is the best ammo for this gun?''

''We can do this, guys!''

''WHAT A COMEBACK!''

''Sorry, I was getting my food...''

''I AM ALREADY REPAIRING!''

[Adrasteia]

"Quack Quack"

Aye

[Mod Josie]

"Quack Quack"

Aye

"Mrau! Mrau!"

[Coldcurse]

"Quack Quack"

Aye

"Mrau! Mrau!"

souls?