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Da Rules of Guns of Icarus v2.0!
BdrLineAzn:
154. Mines
154.1 When involved, everyone is an enemy
154.1.1 Collateral damage is a thing.
154.2 Can't have too many mines
154.2.1 200 mines are best mines.
154.2.2 200 Loch mines are best
Captain Magellan:
155. It is mandatory for all pilots to have in their possession at least one lucky chicken.
155.1. Always trust your lucky chickens. Oh and check rule 158.
156. Flares are weapons.
156.1. Honest.
156.1.1. No seriously, they really are weapons.
156.1.2. If disbelief cannot be rectified by demonstration, the skeptical party involved may avoid punishment by referring to rule 157.
157. Rule 157 was rushed through the Design and Development stages and was therefor canceled.
157.1. Those responsible have been quartered and shot.
157.2. Refer to rule 155.1.
158. Loch flares always work.
158.1. For best results, load flare with lucky chicken.
158.2. If after burning down enemy ship with lucky chicken, you have no remaining lucky chickens, steal your crew member's.
158.2.1. The Ministers of the Ministry of Administering Rules and Elucidation Techniques are not responsible for any violence or ill-will that results from the theft of lucky chickens.
158.2.1.1. Since the knowledge of the existence of the Ministry of Administering Rules and Elucidation Techniques is forbidden, all readers of rule 158.2.1. are now targets of highly psychotic Squid pilots.
David Hark:
158.3. David Hark approves of the previous rules
ramjamslam:
159. Absolutely no counting games
Kamoba:
Abc. An improvised system to replace numbers, since counting games are not allowed.
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