The Misinformed Game

[HamsterIV]

The tears of newbie pilots who's self assessment of their driving skill falls far short than their actual driving skill.

Why are Gents so accurate?

[Sammy B. T.]

Because they have seen through the code and realize there is no gun.

What if this wasn't a question?

[ramjamslam]

That sentence is a statement where you spelled every word incorrectly.  You actually said 'Skywhales are real icarus be damned!'  but incorrectly spelled Skywhales as What, are as if, real as this, icarus as wasn't, be as a, damned as question and put a question mark at the end instead of an exclamation mark.  Be more careful with your spelling and punctuation next time Sammy.

What is hidden under the 'Jolly Holly Hat' that everyone seems to be wearing at the moment?

[James T. Kirk]

The beginnings of Teaefftwoinitis.
(Tee-ef-TWO-an-eye-tis)

How come clothes can have two dies, but hats only have one?

[Keon]

Because all clothes are constructed out of exactly two different hats.

Why is this topic here?

[Coldcurse]

to let us suffer by our own posts.

what is the difference between sniping from a far distance and sniping close combat?

[Keon]

Sniping close quarters is easier to aim.

How do shot fire?

[Coldcurse]

they dont use explosive energy to make the bullet get a speed of a lethal projectile. the gunners and engineers blow air into the tubes in blowpipes to create airpressure and use oxygen and deoxide to make the bullet get a speeed to make it a lethal projectile. because we replaced gunpowder with oxygen and deoxide the bullet will get hotter due to the sound of the gun. this makes the bullet spin faster then usual and rotates fast enough to create friction with the air. because this friction with the air is too much for the bullet to sustain its solid form it will slowly turn red and melt. the bullet wil splatter on the enemy ship and create a fire due to its temperature. this process is called "dealing damage".

will muse change the eagles and birds that fly around the map, into dragons?

[HamsterIV]

Of course they will on Feburay 10th 2024, the start of the year of the dragon in the Chinese zodiac, Muse will release a patch turning all NPC birds into dragons. There will also be costumes and hats celebrating the Chinese new year which will be free for all those who log in during a set period. Guns of Icarus will still of course have an active community in 2024 to appreciate Muse's generosity.

What weapon will be Nerfed next?

[Gryphos]

It's obvious that the next weapon to be nerfed is the electro tesla laser cannon. In fact it already has been nerfed, nerfed so bad that it was removed from the game. The only reason no one remembers it is self induced memory loss due to extreme trauma from being on the receiving end of that obscenely OP weapon.

Why is Muse called Muse?

[ramjamslam]

After a long and expensive law suit, the young indie Game Development 'Nickelback' agreed that they would change their name to avoid any more legal complications.  They then picked the name of their second least favorite band.

When will the experiment for the 'Lochnagar experimental rounds' be completed?

[James T. Kirk]

As soon as the scientists behind the project deem it so. This is predicted to occur as soon as lochnagar flamers and Gatling guns become meta.

Why do wee keep getting free hats? 

[Sammy B. T.]

Cause Hat was innocent.




How are you?

[Coldcurse]

I'm your greatest nightmare.

Why are you here?

[GreyTea]

I am here because this thread is for half life 3 beta keys


Why is there no option to throw snowballs its christmas!!!