a question about sky bacon

[callsign striker]

is there sky pigs? I don't think sky bacon can be real if there are no sky pigs to turn into sky bacon. there for if there are no sky pigs to turn into sky bacon then how do we make sky bacon? if there are no sky pigs to turn into sky bacon then would said bacon come from do I dare say it? sky whales

[Riggatto]

Of course there are sky pigs. Where do you think sky whales descended from??

[James T. Kirk]

His flamyness, the Holy Flame.

[BdrLineAzn]

And without Sky Pigs, there can be no Bacon Religion.

[Squidslinger Gilder]

[Cheesy Crackers]

Now.. I love bacon as much as the next person but how could anyone be so cruel as to kill a majestic sky pig to make sky bacon?

[HamsterIV]

When a sky pig can no longer bear witnessing the horror of human air to air combat, it voluntarily gives its life to that we may all enjoy sky bacon. That is why we fight these bloody aerial battles. So that future generations can enjoy sky bacon.

[James T. Kirk]

When a sky pig can no longer bear witnessing the horror of human air to air combat, it voluntarily gives its life to that we may all enjoy sky bacon. That is why we fight these bloody aerial battles. So that future generations can enjoy sky bacon.

*wipes tear from eye*

[Cheesy Crackers]

When a sky pig can no longer bear witnessing the horror of human air to air combat, it voluntarily gives its life to that we may all enjoy sky bacon. That is why we fight these bloody aerial battles. So that future generations can enjoy sky bacon.

*wipes tear from eye*

*pat pat*
I know man... I know...
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