Be you Man or Mallard, Mercenary or Man-at-arms, You are humbly invited to attend the Merry Men Mobula Mine Monday Madness!
This Magnificent Matter of Malicious Mining is scheduled for 8PM EST (1AM UTC)... I understand that this May Mistreat My fellow Men from across the way, however I Must Maintain a Menial Métier...
That's all I have for the M silliness.... honestly, we would love to see as many people as possible come out and join us in our Merriment

... The only rules are:
1. All Mines (Mobula preferred, but we have accepted junker in the past)
2. Have fun
If we have a log more people than even I expect, we can always break it off into multiple lobbys, and spread the joy

To Clear Skies!
~Shink