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The GoIO Parody Song Thread
Piemanlives:
I am the very model of an aviation admiral
I fly in every cardinal, vertical and lateral.
I am an expert pilot when I am abusing Kerosene
And Phoenix Claw and Hydrogen and quickly breaking everything.
I'm also educated in the science of extinguishers
Far better am I spraying than those ordinary villagers.
I'm great at engineering when we're taking quite the hammering
I hit it with the mallet and rebuild it with the spannering.
He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!
He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!
He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!
My aviator training covered Goldfish, Pyramidion
With extra special emphasis on piloting a Galleon
In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.
In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral!
I've studied all the ammo types to load into a howitzer
Whether Burst or Heatsink or Incindiary, Lochnager.
I know to spam with missile sling or get in close for flamering
And sink it with the carronade that strategy is favoring.
I can tell a hostile ship from friendlies rather handily
By noting nothing further than the color of their tapestries.
When looking down a spyglass all my skill shows more apparantly
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.
I've captured every point before while captaining in Anglean
I've taken screenshots on the floor in server-crash circadian.
In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.
In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral!
In fact when I know how to use a harpoon with lethality,
When I decide if ramming kills are contra-ethicality,
When I have learned what what changes patches make to competition,
And whether my new crewmates speak in English or Karelian,
When I can aim flak better than a newbie with no microphone,
When I choose to focus targets based on which one's made of styrofoam,
In short, once I have learned to finally fly competitively
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!
In tactical decisions I suffer vision-tunneling
I more than often make my way into a deadly pummeling.
But in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.
But in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral.
- Dr. Spaceman
Skies Bless His Soul.
Wazulu :
Lordy, is this the thread for me.
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Merc Up - Parody of 'Word Up' by Cameo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA)
So many players around the world
Got a weird thing to show you,
So tell all the boys and girls.
Tell your Gunner, your Captain
And Engie too, cause they’re
About to go down
And you’ll know just what to do.
Shoot your guns in the air
Like you don’t care, glide by
The players as they start to stomp and swear.
Got one chance, got once chance, got once chance quick
Mama, come on baby, tell me where’s
The Merc, ah – Merc up,
Everybody say when you hear the drums
You got to shoot it straight away,
Merc up, it’s the code word,
No matter where you say it,
You’ll know that you’ll be heard.
Now all you sucker CAs
Who think you’re fly
There’s got to be a reason
And we know the reason why.
You try to fire off those flares
And act real cool
But you got to realise
That you’re acting like fools.
If you can Muse it we can use it
We got one chance.
We don’t have that time
For metalogical balance
No balance
No balance
No balance for me mama
Come on baby tell me where’s the Merc.
Ah – Merc up,
Everybody say when you hear the drums
You got to shoot it straight away.
Dial “P” for pro...
Come on, all you people say...
Merc up – Merc up
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Also, I suggest we might want to set a song for everybody to make a parody of, and then compare afterwards. Would make a lot of interesting variations
Ariden:
I can see you on the grid
I know where your ship is hid
I threw a mine at your Squid
And now you're in pieces
Things are looking quite dire
All your guns are on fire
Should have gone with a Spire
But now you're in pieces
Your day is dreadful
Ripped hull
Crew is sprawling
No aim
Captain's appalling
Popped balloon
Ship is falling
Why you hiding in that tar, baby?
Hey I just rammed you
With my moonshine
And now you're spinning
Into my mine
You're having such a bad day baby
But here's my 'gg'
The game is over
Thanks for the commendation
Thought it's not compensation
I'll come with my organization
And we will Hwatcha you
I'll bring my Galleon
Kill you with my cannon
We'll see who smiles then
When we Hwatcha you
Before you came into my life
I used a Spire
I used a Spire
I used a Spire Spire Spire
Before you came into my life
I used a Spire
And now that you're here
I use a Pyramidion just to ram, ram you
Hey I just rammed you
With my moonshine
And now you're spinning
Into my mine
You're having such a bad day baby
But here's my 'gg'
The game is over
Squidslinger Gilder:
I am a Squid with broken wings.
My pilots cry and cannot sing.
My enemies pursue me, I cannot win.
My crews abandon me, I drift empty.
I was once agile, I was once supreme!
My pilots adored me, their love songs for me!
My enemies feared me, my victories many!
My crews flocked to me, I was never empty!
I am a Squid with broken wings.
My Muse has left me, my Muse has broken me.
I am a Squid with broken wings, remember me...
Piemanlives:
I wonder if we can begin posting what song we are parodying? That would be wonderful.
(Though some are kind of obvious)
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