If only it had the "Ok, get ready to fire on the right side.... and... now!... fire!...... >.> Guys? Anyone? No? Well.. ok then."
Or my personal favorite when I get sleep deprived and things go terrible, "Get the hull~ the hull~ the hull, the hull, hull, hull, hull!" (In an ever increasingly loud and sing song voice, with just a hint of panic and despair)