I ban you all for bringing up the secret history of the crimanians...you guys should know that divulging the fact that crimanians were secretly developing the tools to cure the hangover disease... but the scientist who was working on it (Rick Crimeington) was secretly a double agent for the lawites... On that forbidden day (august 15th) Rick mutated the cure to be a deadly virus and released in the middle of the crimanians central trading up (crimetopia)... I had great faith that you people would know to keep that secret...