Now I just need someone to sing it and record it:
Now this is a story all about how;
Their squid got flipped; turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute just float right there -
I'll tell you how to win these battles cruisin' mid-air.
With a crew on my Galleon that I nursed and raised;
On the dunes  is where I spent most of my days. 
Chillin' out, floatin', cruisin' all cool, 
Once in a while shootin' some fools. 
When a couple of Squids who were up to no good, 
Started makin' trouble over worthless loot. 
I got in one little fight; my crew got scared!
I said, "Man these guns and take back the air!"
I turned towards the Squid, and when it came near, 
The license plate said "Shoot Me" and I saw Bubbles in my mirror
If anything I could say that this man was rare, 
But I thought "Forget it; our airspace is not for share!" 
My crew fired at the squid about seven; eight times
and I yelled to the Engie "Gonna ram; hold tight!" 
Looked at the explosion; I was finally there...
To sit proud at the helm;- waiting for the next to dare..